Is that Funny?

Question

An American gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to an
Indian. He immediately turns to the Indian and makes his move.

"You know," says the American to the Indian, "I've heard that
flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow
passenger. So let's talk."


The Indian, who had just opened his book, closes it slowly and
says to the American guy, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," says the guy, smiling. "How about nuclear
power?"


"OK," says the Indian. "That could be an interesting topic. But
let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff - grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a
flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you
suppose that is?"


The American guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't
the slightest idea."
"So tell me," says the Indian, "How is it that you feel qualified
to discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?"

Answer 1

I hope all people from India aren't smartasses like that guy.

Answer 2

Not bad.
I Cr 13;8a
11-11-6

Answer 3

Yes I thought it was funny, but that goes to show you how dumb some Americans really are.

Answer 4

Yes.

Answer 5

lmao - great 1

Answer 6

i've heard somethink simalar but it is still funny

Answer 7

funny

Answer 8

Not funny.

Answer 9

Yeah!! Is that funny???

Answer 10

he he he
yes