Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender, "I'm so pissed off!"
"Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender politely.
"See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to her home. We stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and we were just about to make love when her dang husband came in the front door. So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and hang from the ledge by my fingernails. "
"Gee, that's tough!" commiserated the bartender.
"Right, but that's not what really got me aggravated," the customer went on.
"When her husband came into the room he said 'Hey great! You're naked already! Let me just take a leak.' And dang if the lazy son of a gun didn't piss out the window right onto my head?"
"Yeech!" the bartender shook his head. "No wonder you're in a lousy mood."
"Yeah, but I haven't told you what really, really got to me. Next, I had to listen to them grunting and groaning and when they finished, the husband tossed his condom out of the window. And where does it land? My dang forehead!"
"Dang, that really is a drag!" says the bartender.
"Oh, I'm not finished. See what really pissed me off was when the husband had to take a dump. It turns out that their toilet is broken, so he stuck his *** out of the window and let loose right on my head !"
The bartender paled. "That would sure mess up my day."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah," the fellow rattled on, "but do you know what REALLY, REALLY, REALLY pissed me off? When I looked down and saw that my feet were only SIX inches off the ground!!"
2006-11-11 17:59:42 · 16 answers · asked by stone 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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that's so funny, what's your source, pleasepleaseplease ?
2006-11-11 18:11:07 · answer #1 · answered by ace m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent. brilliant. i am really pissed off now. ha ha ha.
this is the first one i am giving a 19/20.
2006-11-11 18:04:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
where did you get this joke, I heard this before but a different version. its still funny
2006-11-11 18:05:50 · answer #3 · answered by ashley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's too funny man!
2006-11-11 18:03:26 · answer #4 · answered by Docta Jones 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was one of the funniest jokes i've heard in a while
2006-11-11 20:04:41 · answer #5 · answered by crazycabbie6 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very nice.
2006-11-11 18:24:29 · answer #6 · answered by hott.dawg™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha lmao that was funny
2006-11-11 18:06:23 · answer #7 · answered by what?! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was halarious, did you make that up or did some one tell you. :)
2006-11-11 18:04:09 · answer #8 · answered by Mimzy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao
2006-11-11 18:09:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that is a good one
2006-11-11 18:02:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-11-11 18:02:07 · answer #11 · answered by Jessy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋