One day a man comes inside his house and tells his wife that he saw a monkey in their tree out back. The wife says she knows and that he should look up the monkey catcher in the phone book and tell him to come get it. He can't believe that their is actually such thing but his wife insists. He looks in the phone book and sure enough there is a monkey catcher so he calls him. The monkey catcher says he'll be right over. When he gets there he shows up with a doberman, a shotgun, and a cage. The man says what's all this for. The monkey catcher says, "I'm going to climb this tree and knock this monkey out of the tree. When he falls the doberman is going to bite his testicles until i can get down and get the monkey in the cage." The man says, "Okay, that sounds good, but what is the shotgun for?" "Well, if that monkey happens to knock me out of the tree you'd better shoot that Doberman."
2006-11-11
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