- A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
- An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.
- Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
- Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
- Although cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
- Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.
- Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
- Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
- Dogs may shed, but cats shred.
- Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful
- I had to get rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
- I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.
2006-11-11 17:11:51 · 8 answers · asked by Ruthie1959 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Awesome.....reminded me of my puppy and my owner the cat.
2006-11-11 17:48:37 · answer #1 · answered by AuthorGirl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
true very true....Dogs are loyal, Cats are delicious to eat. If i cld i wld've put every cat in the surrounding in the barbeque and wld've had a grand feast.
2006-11-12 01:34:14 · answer #2 · answered by amit 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like pigs. Cats look down on us, dogs look up to us but pigs treat us as equals
2006-11-12 12:07:59 · answer #3 · answered by Buck 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dogs rule, cats are unfaithful, trust me , my cat went to a neighbour who served him real fish or at least it smelled like fish.
2006-11-12 01:16:08 · answer #4 · answered by Mr. PDQ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ther eis alos the Dog's Philosophy, but I cannot repeat it here, as it violates community standards
2006-11-12 01:13:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow!! i didn't know some of them
2006-11-12 01:25:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They are all so true... (tear)
2006-11-12 01:13:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
so true, so true
2006-11-12 01:29:01 · answer #8 · answered by what?! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋