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........what do you think the other commandments would have been?

2006-11-11 16:56:44 · 16 answers · asked by rosbif 6 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Thou shall not discrimate... thou shall hate everyone equally.

Thou shall not work underground. Tis very annoying.

Thou shall understand that Mother Knows Best

Thou shall know that women are always right, even if they are wrong.

Thou shall allow the guys a night out on the town every now and then.

2006-11-11 17:04:19 · answer #1 · answered by analystdevil 3 · 1 0

I'm guessing numbers 11 through 15.
As to what those might have been, it's pure speculation. One could have been "thou shalt not try to put words in the mouth of the Lord thy God" for all I know.
Like we really need five more when we have so much trouble agreeing to keep the first ten.

2006-11-12 01:04:19 · answer #2 · answered by anyone 5 · 0 0

11. Thou shalt not take the word of any man claiming to speak for God as Truth without proof
12. Thou shalt not convert anyone by coercion or force
13. Thou shalt remember that this religion was designed to suit a desert environment
14. Peace before conflict, Mediation before conflict Fight only to save yourself and your house
15. My name is not God, I told you it was I AM so don't make one up and say I said it.

2006-11-12 01:06:48 · answer #3 · answered by Black Dragon 5 · 0 0

Hypothetically, if there were 5 more commandments, I think they would be:

I cannot think of any! The Bible is the perfect word of God, it is written with 10, so 10 it is!

Who am I to alter God's word!! I'm just a golfer! ahahha

g'nite mate

2006-11-12 01:00:18 · answer #4 · answered by judge_smails_sir 3 · 0 1

The third tablet had amendments repealing the ones about adultery and coveting.

2006-11-12 01:13:19 · answer #5 · answered by Mr. Bodhisattva 6 · 0 0

11.Thou shall treat women as equals.

12. Thou shall not have slaves.

13. I repeat again...........Thou shall not kill, especially over religious matters.

14. Thou shall not use me to profiteer.

2006-11-12 00:59:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Love is the Key.

2006-11-12 00:59:26 · answer #7 · answered by *JC* 4 · 1 0

thou shalt not eat too much pizza
thou shalt not read Mad Magazine
thou shalt not watch TV until 2am
thou shalt not lust after thy neighbor's camel

2006-11-12 01:01:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

"And following my son will not get you directly into heaven. If you sin you are going to hell!" Woulda been nice.

"Thou shalt treat your wife with respect and kindness." Would be even nicer.

2006-11-12 00:59:19 · answer #9 · answered by spirenteh 3 · 0 1

One should be:

"Let Compassion and mercy temper all judgements one makes."

2006-11-12 01:01:03 · answer #10 · answered by Rann 2 · 1 0

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