Two gay men decide that they want to have a baby, but they don't want to adopt because they want the baby to be as close to their own as possible.
So they both masturbate into a cup and have a doctor use their sperm to impregnate a female friend of theirs.
Nine months later, the two fags are looking at their baby in the hospital nursery. All of the babies are crying and screaming except for theirs.
"Wow," one of the gay men says, "Our baby is the most well behaved one in here."
A nurse who happens to be walking by says, "Now he's quiet, but wait till we take the pacifier out of his ***."
2006-11-11 16:41:41 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
THAT IS THE WILDEST JOKE IVE HEARD
2006-11-11 16:54:30 · answer #1 · answered by BigWally 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
and the english version... comparable decrease than the end results of alcohol driving stress is pulled over. the policewoman says "something you're saying could be taken down" retaining her notepad. the less than the end results of alcohol says "knickers" (or pants)
2016-10-21 22:48:35 · answer #2 · answered by schrum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my good gosh...oh my gosh. This is so funny. thank you for the laughter...I would have never guessed the ending..lol
2006-11-11 16:44:30 · answer #3 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha thanx for the laugh and the points
2006-11-11 16:47:03 · answer #4 · answered by ///\oo/\\\ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's funny and i don't care who ya are.
2006-11-11 16:44:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-11 22:11:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
that's funny
2006-11-11 17:30:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Know that was funny !!
2006-11-11 17:11:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao - how funny
2006-11-11 16:46:56 · answer #9 · answered by momatendofrope 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewey. i love it though ahahha
2006-11-11 16:51:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋