Hi, If they are asking a question that is rude, too personal, or asked to make you feel uncomfortable, simply say, "Why do you ask?" It immediately puts them on the spot without making you look as offensive as them. You will find they will stop doing that to you and I must admit, you will get a bit of satisfaction from seeing them uncomfortable.
2006-11-11 17:09:40
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answered by sunshinesue_1999 4
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here is a few for you.............
"did your mother ever have any kids that were not deprived of oxygen at birth?"
"You know. I always thought I wanted to be just like you. But then I realized . No I could do better.
" I'm sure by your being here, your depriving some village of a perfectly good idiot!"
"You defy molecular structure!! Most molds and bacteria disappear in sunlight, Yet here you are!"
" you truly must be a good friend. Most people would not stick around long enough to re-offend"
Hope you here some more from other people on the page and any that I have mentioned are a start for you. Good luck.
p.s. If they really are your friends.........Why do they give you such a rough time. It's nice to chide a close friend but usually it is sarcastic fun delivered by both parties. With no harm intented. This is why I have offered a few come back lines for you..All in fun as long as your friendship is mutual as in give and take.
2006-11-11 16:49:36
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answered by Anonymous
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I feel disinclined to lower myself to the deep recesses of ineptitude you have fallen into by trying to deter from my self-appreciation, and therefore I shall not acquiesce to your wishes by demonstrating anger towards you.
2006-11-11 16:43:09
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answered by Anonymous
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you need a verbel self defence classto help youself articulate youself out harms way this could cause more harm to you / just tell at less you have a life.. and know what you like for yourself.
2006-11-11 17:02:56
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answered by Anonymous
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Just take whatever they're saying and amplify it to the extreme. Get really outrageous & personal, but say it all very matter-of-factly & casually.
2006-11-11 16:43:23
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answered by John's Secret Identity™ 6
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I have a phrase-
I'm not going to be you're friend anymore. Why should I hang ou with people who insult me?
2006-11-11 16:37:04
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answered by vanilla_creme27 2
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>look in the mirror
>look who's talking
>you are just so nice to me!
>build a bridge (this one means once they have "built the bridge" the can get over it. like they get over it)
but not to be rude to your friends. if you insult them you are just as bad as they are. try ignoring them too
2006-11-11 16:41:35
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answered by MS 3
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try cursing them in a foreign language.
here are some common curses in Cebuano language.
bayot! [bah-yoht] gay, ******
yawa! [yah-wah] devil!, satan!
gi-atay [gi-ah-TIE] having a disease in the liver
2006-11-11 21:50:04
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answered by cevandec 2
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You know, you may think that rudeness is okay but the one it hurts most is you.
Then, walk away.
2006-11-11 16:39:41
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answered by meoorr 3
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That's nice.
Maybe you should stop crying at whatever someone tells you next time.
2006-11-11 16:32:35
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answered by Belie 7
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