There was a couple going at it for the first time, and after a while, the guy asks the woman to open her legs a little wider.
She does and they continue.
A few minutes go by and he tells her again, "Open your legs a little wider."
She does, then he says again, "A little wider, hon."
The woman starts getting pissed off but she does it.
This continues until he asks again, "Can you open them just a little wider?"
So she finally yells, "What are you trying to do; get your balls in too?"
He says "No, I'm trying to get them out."
2006-11-11 15:55:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
tha't hilarious!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanx for the laugh ;)
2006-11-11 16:08:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeeeeooowww
2006-11-12 00:04:15 · answer #2 · answered by hey you 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch, Could you picture if they had to go the the ER and explain that? that would suck.
2006-11-12 01:37:09 · answer #3 · answered by Christina 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2006-11-12 00:45:37 · answer #4 · answered by ///\oo/\\\ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2006-11-11 23:58:05 · answer #5 · answered by Ndpndnt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!! -- Ok, 'Tess, that was a good one... (Don't be mad I called you Tess, that was the first thing that came to mind.)
2006-11-12 00:18:43 · answer #6 · answered by BetchaBiteAChip 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL... you can probably squeeze your foot in that too...
2006-11-12 00:01:06 · answer #7 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it!
2006-11-12 00:37:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
YIKES!
2006-11-12 00:00:10 · answer #9 · answered by crystal and clover 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋