2006-11-11 15:33:40 · 26 answers · asked by KU 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
who gives a f*ck,
just do it !
2006-11-11 15:43:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 5⤋
Interesting question.....
It depends on the context. This may constitute a public order offence. If this part of an ongoing campaign of vindicitive defecation, maybe "harrassment" or "threatening, abusive or insulting behaviour". If you kill any plants rather than fertilising them, possibly "criminal damage".
If you are seen with your bottom on display, you could get some kind of public nuisance charge.
Depends what the CPS and the police think they can make stick, really.
If it ever went to Court, let me tell you it would be the sort of behaviour magistrates would take a *really* dim view of.....
2006-11-12 07:24:48 · answer #2 · answered by purplepadma 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
What an absolutely lower than low class thing to think of. Besides the charges guessed at above, you'd violate health regulations, could be considered an act of terrorism under HR 6166 EH.
Sounds like a good way to get a buckshot enema.
2006-11-11 23:51:39 · answer #3 · answered by Gaspode 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I don't know what a window box is but as long as it's not breaking and entering, I would say disorderly conduct and that's only if you get caught...They aren't going to test the crap for DNA for such a petty crime.
2006-11-12 00:46:09 · answer #4 · answered by Truth Hurts 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You would be sentenced by the courts to 100 hours of community service to be spent doing a balancing act in a circus! Just remember to wash your hands - you DIRTY Old Man! Oh, and watch out for stinging nettles...
2006-11-12 06:50:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
All sorts of things, like indecenc, endangering public health and criminal damage. Best get out there with some bog roll and clean it up before someone notices as if the police are called they will send it off to get the DNA and you could end up Arrested because of it at a later date.
2006-11-11 23:40:46 · answer #6 · answered by Goofy Goofer Goof Goof Goof ! 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
you could be charged with several offences including deficating in a public place,indecent exposure,causing a public nuisance,criminal damage and a few others to but only if u get caught it is a good dna sample anyway
2006-11-12 00:50:23 · answer #7 · answered by smudgerok 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Trespassing, vandalism of private property, indecent exposure or conduct. Not worth it.
If you need to "get back" at your neighbor for some reason, find some LEGAL way to do it -- or better yet, take the ethical high ground and just do nothing, and move on with life.
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2006-11-12 00:31:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Probably indecent exposure, trespassing, some sort of vandalism/destruction of property thing, among others. Don't get caught, be like a ninja!
2006-11-11 23:36:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Indecent exposure, harassment, vandalism, destruction of private property. Plus the fact the police can send you to a mental ward for 3 days of observation for 'deviant behaviour'.
2006-11-11 23:42:18 · answer #10 · answered by neo_maxi_zoon_dweeby 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Sounds like a cut & dry case of public mischief, I'm happy you're not my neighbour...can't imagine living next to someone who would even think like you do.
2006-11-12 02:26:30 · answer #11 · answered by patti duke 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋