2006-11-11 15:32:51 · 9 answers · asked by Rez 5 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
Okay, this is not something I would say to someone I don't know at all but when a guy forgets to zip up I say, "do you have a license to sell hot dogs?" It should only be a little embarassing but for some reason it's usually taken as dirty.
2006-11-11 16:59:04 · answer #1 · answered by - 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard the phrase "oh, sit on a happy face" when I was in high school and thought it was just a funny twist on "put on a happy face". I used it once and from the look on the person's face realized that it was a dirty phrase and I blushed so hard when I immediately realized what it must mean. NEVER said that again. lol ;o)
2006-11-11 23:47:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
English people (for their own reasons) don't put "English" on a ball. They say "screw". So with a straight face your Brit friend will tell you to aim the cue ball properly by screwing it high, or screwing it to the left. Always makes me laugh. And miss my shot ;)
That, and the part of bicycle spokes being called "nipples".
I once had to tell my bike tech I had rusty nipples from being outside a lot.
2006-11-12 00:05:21 · answer #3 · answered by jont 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually it's a haiku I wrote. At the time I thought it was innocent, but all my friends think it's dirty.....hhhmmm
Blade of grass giggles
As the fresh morning sunlight
Softly licks the dew.
well, I guess Freud would love this.....HAHAHA
2006-11-11 23:39:09 · answer #4 · answered by b_friskey 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
from "Monster House"
Girl:That must be the houses uvula.
Boy: Ohhhh, this must be a girl house then.
Hehehe
2006-11-11 23:44:01 · answer #5 · answered by willow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your epidermis is showing.
2006-11-11 23:37:02 · answer #6 · answered by mamills47 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go deep.
2006-11-11 23:39:56 · answer #7 · answered by fancyname 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pshh lots homo lol all knids any thing u can think of lol =]
2006-11-11 23:37:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
when it comes from a man...
"I think you are pulling my leg"
2006-11-11 23:45:00 · answer #9 · answered by wonderwoman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋