Ok folks, this is off the wall, but--what's your best chicken joke?
And please, keep 'em clean if possible!!
:)
2006-11-11 15:15:55 · 10 answers · asked by Squeek 2 in Pets ➔ Birds
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he seen your face and was like i gotta get the hell outta here lol
2006-11-11 15:18:11 · answer #1 · answered by Dink 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road ? She heard there was a man on the other side laying bricks <>
2006-11-11 15:26:32 · answer #2 · answered by redbass 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A chicken and an egg were lying in bed together, the egg was looking quite disappointed while the chicken sat smoking a cigarette. In a truly sarcastic tone the egg said, "I guess we know the answer to that old question..."
2006-11-11 16:38:54 · answer #3 · answered by robhimes91 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was hungry, he wanted some KFC
2006-11-11 15:17:17 · answer #4 · answered by dramateen23 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the chicken cross the road
to get to the other side
2006-11-11 18:21:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tom: I hear that KFC has genetically engineered a new chicken that has 3 legs to increase the available supply of drumsticks.
Dan: Did it change the flavor of the meat?
Tom: Not sure... they haven't been able to catch one to cook it yet.
2006-11-11 15:24:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side lol (sorry the only thing i had)
2006-11-11 15:18:00 · answer #7 · answered by -The Best ;) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the chicken cross the park?
to get to the other slide.
2006-11-12 00:52:02 · answer #8 · answered by lola7737 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Which come first the chicken or the egg???
No one can answer it till now..
2006-11-11 15:17:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the rooster cross the street to lay an egg ?
2006-11-11 15:21:31 · answer #10 · answered by sports_runner_racing 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋