The social studies teacher had just finished a unit on war and peace.
"How many of you," he asked, "would say you're opposed to war?"
Not surprisingly, all hands went up. The teacher asked,
"Who'll give us the reason for being opposed to war?"
A large, bored-looking boy in the back of the room raised his hand.
"Johnny?" The teacher said.
"I hate war," Johnny said, "because wars make history, and
then some poor, innocent kid has to memorize all about it."
2006-11-11 15:10:53 · 12 answers · asked by stone 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! A lot of jokes I've read on here aren't too humorous, but this one is so funny! Thanks for the laugh; I really needed it tonight. :)
2006-11-11 16:37:15 · answer #1 · answered by writer_girl20 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow ! To my pleasant surprise ! I used to think on the same lines when I was a kid !! Johnny you are very Correct !!! Ha Ha Ha ........
2006-11-11 23:24:01 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm gonna tell MY history teacher! He's gonna laugh ;)
2006-11-12 01:42:35 · answer #3 · answered by Christina 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA HA HA......
I swear, I love history, but I know some kids who believe that!!!
2006-11-11 23:24:52 · answer #4 · answered by Nicole 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hated history, this is funny & true.
2006-11-11 23:32:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!! im going to be telling that one to my friends!
2006-11-11 23:12:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
smart kid - you would think we would learn from our mistakes!!
2006-11-11 23:15:14 · answer #7 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. lol
2006-11-13 00:22:13 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
laugh out loud.....@@@hehehehehehe!
2006-11-11 23:13:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
*crickets chirping*
2006-11-11 23:13:06 · answer #10 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋