2 jewish men?

Question

Two old Jewish men are strolling down the street one day, when they happen to walk by a Catholic church. They see a big sign posted that says, “Convert to Catholicism and get $10.“
One of the Jewish men stops walking and stares at the sign. His friend turns to him and says, “Murray, what’s going on?”

“Abe,” replies Murray, “I’m thinking of doing it.”

Abe says, “What are you, crazy?”

Murray thinks for a minute and says, “Abe, I’m going to do it.”

With that, Murray strides purposefully into the church and comes out twenty minutes later with his head bowed.

“So,” asks Abe, “did you get your ten dollars?”

Murray looks up at him and says, “Is that all you people think about?”

Answer 1

haha two thumbs up for a good jew joke

Answer 2

He He - cute -- but its on thing to be "jewed" down and another to simply be greedy.......

Just so none get the wrong idea - I have a family member who is Jewish while the rest are christian - and he is awesome just the same....

Answer 3

I got a good chuckle out of it.

Answer 4

That was not funny. Are you young? Go to bed and get started again tomorrow. Reading is fundamental and knowledge is power. But your joke, was wack. What are you thinking? Come better than this. And were did you graduate from. Luke, who is your father?

Answer 5

transformed man

Answer 6

That was good.

Answer 7

huh....