A snail goes into a car dealer's to test drive an Aston-Martin...He decides to buy it with one proviso: that the dealer will have a big S painted on both sides, front and rear of the car..."Ah says the dealer, I understand--S for Snail" "No says the snail, its so that when I'm overtaking everybody on the motorway they can point at me and say:
See that S car go!!!!"
2006-11-11 14:14:29 · 21 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Escargot=snail in french
S car go
Sorry, my sense of humour is terrible today
2006-11-11 14:28:21 · update #1
took a second read but SCARGOT pretty funny!
2006-11-11 14:19:55 · answer #1 · answered by kbyoisda1 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Ha French food very cute. That way he is a rich classy snail.
2006-11-11 14:20:52 · answer #2 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
You're very naughty for theiving that straight out of my favourite film 'Trading Places' but it is a good one so should be shared !!!
2006-11-11 15:20:42 · answer #3 · answered by Mari C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha,
the french delivery guys want to know if we can make there
escargot
cargo
car go
2006-11-11 14:55:14 · answer #4 · answered by the princess of the world 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not entirely sure what your asking but that is one lame joke.
2006-11-11 14:16:05 · answer #5 · answered by wite_box 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I like that. Funny, funny, funny.
2006-11-11 14:29:08 · answer #6 · answered by zil28ennov 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So stupid it's kinda funny. But not really. Where did you get that joke?
2006-11-11 14:25:49 · answer #7 · answered by The Best Actress Ever 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Well done, you made a couple of the Yanks laugh!!!!!!!!
2006-11-11 19:55:17 · answer #8 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it, but 2 points for me anyway.
2006-11-11 14:25:14 · answer #9 · answered by Steady As She Goes 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
HAHAHA That's something I would say!
2006-11-11 16:23:08 · answer #10 · answered by Smo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋