I stood up and brushed myself off but i still cant find it..IT was the last one in the bag and I always like to savor the last chip or cookie in a bag of happiness. I will hold in my mouth untill it breaks down..Now I wil have to eat another big bag of fritos just to get that effect
2006-11-11 13:52:04 · 17 answers · asked by Italian Stallion 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
you should switch the bag of frito for a single rice cake for the next 30+ years fatty
2006-11-14 23:52:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
One should always have an emergency backup bag of Fritos. You may take some solace in the fact that your dear lost Frito will be absorbed via osmosis. It's not a total loss.
2006-11-11 23:45:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you dropped it IN your gut then vomit it up and eat it again. If you dropped it on your gut then you certainly have a serious problem. Just go ahead and devour the other bag I'm sure that is what you really wanted to do anyway by the look of your fat face on your avatar.
2006-11-11 22:46:18 · answer #3 · answered by purrfectsandcastle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just leave it there between your fat folds. It will make you smell really delightful in a few days, which would only add to your manly mystique. You're just going to have to buy more bags of happiness.
2006-11-12 21:08:21 · answer #4 · answered by NA 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You've got a dog don't you....well I bet he already found it. Dogs are sneaky that way. I refer to mine as the living vacuum cleaner. Whenever I eat chips she is right there cleaning every crumb off of me before I have a chance to notice it.
2006-11-14 22:33:42 · answer #5 · answered by Dellajoy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
next time put a homing device on it, then you'll be able to find it...try looking in the seat cushion fritos like to hide there !
2006-11-11 22:01:29 · answer #6 · answered by yellabanana77 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Better get the scuba gear dude.
2006-11-11 22:01:11 · answer #7 · answered by lunachick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
send out a search party- it's probably right next to that sandwich you lost earlier this year
2006-11-11 21:55:34 · answer #8 · answered by count scratchula 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Stand up and shake yourself briskly--It will eventually dislodge.
2006-11-11 21:55:18 · answer #9 · answered by Daughtry-luver 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ur a fat as beast. man , no wonder u have 3 chins.
2006-11-11 22:18:13 · answer #10 · answered by Compton,CA 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋