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I just took my temperature, and it was 98.666. How long do I have?

2006-11-11 13:02:29 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

12 answers

Listen...you have a serious problem on your hands. 98.666 is the temperature of the beast. I give you 98.666 days to live. By the way, get to a church and sprinkle some holy water on yourself quick before the devil realizes what's going on. Trust me...this is serious.

2006-11-11 14:20:36 · answer #1 · answered by Wiseass 4 · 2 1

It's already morning in some parts of the world - so, you made it, congrats.


11:11

2006-11-11 21:11:23 · answer #2 · answered by -skrowzdm- 4 · 1 0

As long as you believe you have.

Relax, enjoy life (while you're alive) and spread the love. Peace.

2006-11-11 21:07:53 · answer #3 · answered by Link 4 · 0 0

Not if I get a hold of you. But I'll make that old dragon spout shoot fire before you go!

2006-11-11 21:10:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You're fine, but I'd lose the thermometer.

2006-11-11 21:12:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Forever and a day. Relax.

2006-11-11 21:05:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sounds to me like you've been dead for quite some time.

2006-11-11 21:10:03 · answer #7 · answered by wefmeister 7 · 1 0

That's normal but take it rectally just to be sure.

2006-11-11 21:06:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

aw bless lol

2006-11-11 21:04:32 · answer #9 · answered by Peace 7 · 0 0

Heehee, I hope so!

2006-11-11 21:04:35 · answer #10 · answered by TinyPuppyWuppy 3 · 0 0

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