Finish this Joke.
Q: How do blonde braincells die?
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
2006-11-11 12:33:36 · 6 answers · asked by General P. 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1. Alone
2.Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
3.Blow in her ear.
4. Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
5.She tries to drown it!
6.tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
7.Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
2006-11-11 13:53:15 · answer #1 · answered by Brynn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 they dont have any to kill
2 theyr aleady brainwashed
3 they dont have a mind to change
4 they dont have any intelligence to measure
5 she trys to drown it
6 just tell her that the window seat is a bad place to sit
7 they are allways amused
2006-11-12 00:30:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. they have none to kill
2. they're already brainwashed
3. they don't have a mind to change
4. they don't have any intelligence to measure, if you ask them they would probably take a ruler to do it
5. she's scared to death of the fish... or she might swallow it, like she swallows a lot of things
6. just tell her window seat is really bad... she'll believe you cuz she's dumb...
7. aren't they always amused?
2006-11-11 20:45:30 · answer #3 · answered by ILuvMe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A: Alone
A:???
A: Blow in her ear.
A: Stick a tire pressure guage in her ear.
A: She drowns it
A: ???
A: Write "turn over" on both sides of a piece of paper.
2006-11-11 20:36:42 · answer #4 · answered by General P. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She drowns the fish.
2006-11-11 20:35:44 · answer #5 · answered by Susie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea yea...
:)
2006-11-11 23:21:44 · answer #6 · answered by ryn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋