Eligibility - All souls must participate, there will be noexceptions to this rule. If you choose not to play, your soul will burn eternally.
Rules
-There will be no help given in judging which religion is the right choice, there will be no valuable historical evidence for any choice.
-Living a good life will not help you win The Eternal Soul Lottery, we do not care if you were a good person or not, clearly the best way to judge eternal souls is through ::The Eternal Soul Lottery::
-You are only allowed to choose one, NO CHEATING!!
-If you make the wrong choice your soul will be banished to hell for eternity!
Good Luck.
2006-11-11 12:14:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I take the safe route and eat Cheerios. They are tasty and help your cholesterol at the same time. Jesus never did that for me.
2006-11-11 12:25:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I will not win. I deny the Holy Spirit logically banishing me to Hell.
Rush wrote a song about this.
it's called "ROLL THE BONES"
Well, you can stake that claim
Good work is the key to good fortune
Winners take that praise
Losers seldom take that blame
If they don't take that game
And sometimes the winner takes nothing
We draw our own designs
But fortune has to make that frame
We go out in the world and take our chances
Fate is just the weight of circumstances
That's the way that lady luck dances
Roll the bones
Why are we here?
Because we're here
Roll the bones
Why does it happen?
Because it happens
Roll the bones
Faith is cold as ice
Why are little ones born only to suffer
For the want of immunity
Or a bowl of rice?
Well, who would hold a price
On the heads of the innocent children
If there's some immortal power
To control the dice?
We come into the world and take our chances
Fate is just the weight of circumstances
That's the way that lady luck dances
Roll the bones
Jack...relax
Get busy with the facts
No zodiacs or almanacs
No maniacs in polyester slacks
Just the facts
Gonna kick some gluteus max
It's a parallax...you dig?
You move around
The small gets big
It's a rig
It's action...reaction
Random interaction
So who's afraid
Of a little abstraction?
Can't get no satisfaction
From the facts?
You better run, homeboy
A fact's a fact
From Nome to Rome, boy
What's the deal?
Spin the wheel
If the dice are hot...take a shot
Play your cards. Show us what you got
What you're holding
If the cards are cold
Don't go folding
Lady Luck is golden
She favors the bold
That's cold
Stop throwing stones
The night has a thousand saxophones
So get out there and rock
And roll the bones
Get busy!
Roll the bones
Why are we here?
Because we're here
Roll the bones
Why does it happen?
Because it happens
Roll the bones
Rush - Roll The Bones
2006-11-11 20:18:23 · answer #2 · answered by Jimmy 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
LMAO, are you really serious?
Most souls will cross over. There is no hell, that is a lie. I am so glad that I have enough intelligence and common sense to realize that all of the "saved" rhetoric makes no sense. I don't have to live my life in fear of a fairy tale with a pitch fork.
2006-11-11 20:20:36 · answer #3 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
am i allowed to consult a psychic to get the winning numbers?
2006-11-11 20:18:13 · answer #4 · answered by S.a.r.a.h. 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'll take Jesus, who is God Himself
And by the way Jesus made it easy to realize He is the one.
2006-11-11 20:16:32 · answer #5 · answered by CJ 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol, good one. If there is one god who created all of this he must be laughing his sick sadistic as$ off.
2006-11-11 20:22:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jesus Christ is the only ticket you need!
2006-11-11 20:26:58 · answer #7 · answered by moviesmiss1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol isnt religion funny
it boils down to a gamble....
i think God is bigger than that
2006-11-11 20:21:15 · answer #8 · answered by Peace 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny thumbs up
2006-11-11 20:17:50 · answer #9 · answered by jedi1josh 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My choice, my only choice is Jesus Christ!
2006-11-11 20:19:49 · answer #10 · answered by tracy211968 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋