An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail.
The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss where the sun don't shine. He dropped the horse's tail, stepped up on the walk and aimed toward the swinging doors of the saloon.
"Hold on there, Mister," said the sheriff. "Did I just see what I think I saw?"
"Reckon you did, Sheriff. I got me some powerful chapped lips."
"And that cures them?" the Sheriff asked.
"Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' 'em."
2006-11-11 12:06:21 · 10 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hee hee hee hee!
That is funny, I didn't see that punchline coming....gross but very funny!
Thumbs up for you!
2006-11-11 12:24:04 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol,Great.lol Thank you for sharing.Have a good night hun.
2006-11-11 20:23:19 · answer #2 · answered by ~♡~Moon Goddess~♡~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That Chapstick MUST melt out West! LOL. LOL.
Whew! LOL.
2006-11-11 20:16:18 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would have had better luck using saddle soap. Doesn't taste as bad ha ha ha.
2006-11-13 14:53:23 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was good grouse at parts but funny..
2006-11-11 20:12:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha lol that's a good one
2006-11-11 20:58:22 · answer #6 · answered by Jess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. But ewwwwww...LOL
2006-11-13 13:18:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol not me brother. ick. but funny.
2006-11-13 00:27:13 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
has to be a better way, but it would work!!
2006-11-11 20:18:14 · answer #9 · answered by Tired Old Man 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2006-11-11 20:08:16 · answer #10 · answered by soxfan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋