2006-11-11 11:45:56 · 40 answers · asked by YabbaJabba 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Say no to shampoo-Demand real poo.
2006-11-11 13:21:56 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well i was driving one time and i saw a bumper sticker on the back of a truck and i was trying to read it so i sped up and the truck slowed down but i was not paying any attention due to the fact i was trying to read his bumper sticker and i crashed right into him! All that and all it said was " I dont give strangers rides but i ride strangers".
2006-11-11 11:54:41 · answer #2 · answered by Interested Fish 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't say a sticker but i've seen those novelty limbs that people have hanging out of their trunk/boot
i did see one sticker which read if you can read this sticker you're too close so get from up my ***
2006-11-19 02:53:00 · answer #3 · answered by . 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep Honking I'm Reloading
I like Cats, They Taste Like Chicken
2006-11-11 11:48:07 · answer #4 · answered by Zorlinda 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
on this really shitty car, he had a sticker on it that said "0-60 in 5 min." LOL! hahah
2006-11-11 12:08:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a girl at my college has an old bug and her stickers says "if you're gonna ride my @$$, at least pull my hair" it wasn't that funny until I saw 2 teachers reaction to it :)
2006-11-11 18:05:25 · answer #6 · answered by Christina 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cash, Grass or ***, no one gets a free ride!
Get off the phone and Drive!!
My child was inmate of the month at (prison name here)
Silly boys, trucks are for girls!
and my dad's ex actually spray painted this on the car, very hilarious
"EX- HUSBANDS SUCK!!" "ANTHONY AND LYNN FOREVER" (Not!) and **** HAPPENS!!"
2006-11-11 11:50:23 · answer #7 · answered by nichellecomicbookgirl 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ride on up my bumper baby, park it in my rear!
2006-11-16 05:16:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My labradoodle is smarter than your Honor student!
2006-11-12 01:25:16 · answer #9 · answered by (DT)Hawk Eye 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wide load
on a smart car
2006-11-16 18:16:57 · answer #10 · answered by charlie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mine, my boyfriend bought it, it says '2 blonde to be furious'
2006-11-11 12:19:02 · answer #11 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋