You know your a mom when...?

Question

You are humming the music from thier toys
YOu reach into your coat pocket and find a little hat (used to be plastic bags for your dog...)

any additions?

THey are all so FUNNY! who am I to judge,.. I have to leave this one to voting,,,,,

Answer 1

You go to get a band aid because you cut your finger, and the only ones you have are "Arthur" or "Dora the Explorer" band-aids. And you wear it in public, proudly.

Answer 2

~have at least two jackets, an empty juice box, and a case of bottled water in your car/SUV/van.

~you know that Miley Cyrus is Hannah Montana and that Zach and Cody are twins that live in a hotel.

~you know the words to the Sponge Bob Squarepants theme and catch yourself singing it in the shower.

~you've eaten a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich with your morning coffee.

~you no longer try to buy a white shirt unless it's for a special occasion, where there are no children around.

I could write a book on this topic.

Answer 3

...when you child eats cheerios off the floor and you think "it could be worse"

...when every major appliance in your kitchen has sticky handprints that go just about 2 1/2 feet up and you don't even notice anymore

...when you start calling your husband "Daddy" and your dad "Grandpa"

...when you know that "ummbaa" means either blanket, bottle, umbrella, or eyebrow based solely on your child's facial expression and where he's standing or pointing

...when you're using the milk from the bottom of the bottle on your cereal in the morning because you don't want to waste it

...when you have the kid's music CD going in the car - and the kids aren't with you

Answer 4

Nomatter how rough the day, how tired, and how much in need of time alone: the sound "mommma!" somehow puts a smile on your heart and nomatter how hard you try, you can not recall what life was like before your child was born and you know you could never live another day without those words calling to you just when you need to hear it the most.

Answer 5

You are extremely glad to see the lady who checks you out at the grocery store...your trip is finally over and you get to go home!!

Not just humming the toy music...when you can sing every Barney song on all the videos you own....

When you are sad that Steve went to college and we are stuck with Joe!!!

Answer 6

You look at your child and realize that NOTHING ELSE in the world matters.

You will never again only worry about yourself first.

Your heart is no longer yours. It belongs to the perfect little child(ren)

You are shopping and pushing the carriage back and forth as you are looking at something to keep the baby calm. THEN you realize that the baby is home with Daddy.

Answer 7

Your breasts leak when you hear babies cry....

You dig in your pocket and find toys.....

You shower with the bathroom door open....

You hurry home to catch the new episode of Curious George on PBS.....

You say Ooooohhhhh when someone says "shut up"....

You tell your husband to stop being "fresh".....

You cover your eyes, or start to blush when someone kisses in your presence.....

You spell out bad words...... even when the kids aren't around....

You step on a small army man on your way to the bathroom.....

You go to bed at 9:00 pm....

You eat chicken nuggets for lunch......

You scream "what" even though no one has called you.....

You realize that you havent looked in the mirror in like 2 days.....

People don't know your name, but they call you so & so's mom....

You talk to more kids than adults....

You say "where'd you hear that at" to adults.....

Answer 8

for me it was when my son was 4 months. I was filling in a form for him at the doctor and where it said parents name I wrote my mums. How silly did I feel when i had to ask for another form as I filled the wrong name in. It was then it really sank in i was the mum now
Should say i am a single mum of twins so was bit sleep deprived still at this point

Answer 9

...you no longer remember the theme somgs from your shows, but humm the backyardigans theme at the store
...finding a sucker with no rapper stuck to you purse makes you smile instead of gag
...cooking, talking on the phone, and surfing the net are all done with one hand.
...every shirt you own has a spit up mark, and you wear them anyway
...you can tell why someone elses child is crying before u run into them at the store
...having a paci sticking out of your pants is a good thing

Answer 10

- you can multitask without a second thought-
You develop the _"I've got eyes behind my head"

Your pot handles are always turned in,
You consider your living room clean- even if a stray toy or blanket is around.

you do 10 loads of laundry per week...
Singing kids show tunes when your at work

When you look at your kitchen sink and say " i just did the dishes"