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Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They were both extremely good employees - always willing to work overtime and chip in where needed.

Mr. Smith was looking over his books one day and decided that he wasn't making enough money to warrant two employees and he would have to lay one off. But both Sarah and Jack were such good workers he was having trouble finding a fair way to do it. He decided that he would watch them work and the first one to take a break would be the one he would lay off.

So, he sat in his office and watched them work. Suddenly, Sarah gets a terrible headache and needs to take an aspirin. She gets the aspirin out of her purse and goes to the water cooler to get something to wash it down with. Mr. Smith follows her to the water cooler, taps her on the shoulder and says, "Sarah, I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off."

And Sarah says, "Can you jack off? I have a headache!"

2006-11-11 11:20:20 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

20 answers

Great Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-11-11 11:24:14 · answer #1 · answered by jeff g 4 · 0 0

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2016-05-22 06:02:10 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

very good 9 out of 10

2006-11-11 11:45:04 · answer #3 · answered by pinkie 2 · 0 0

Pretty good one there. I will give it 7/10. Cheers!

2006-11-11 14:08:20 · answer #4 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0 0

not bad, but i saw it comming. 6 out of 10

2006-11-11 11:25:30 · answer #5 · answered by mongo862001 5 · 0 0

Ha Ha that was really good!! I would give it a 10 -- fun, and fresh!!!

2006-11-11 11:26:31 · answer #6 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0 0

LOL thats funny

2006-11-11 11:46:47 · answer #7 · answered by Nick 2 · 0 0

That's pretty good -- didn't see the punch line coming. (no pun intended)

2006-11-11 11:38:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

sounded pretty good to me liked it . also one: Take your hat and jacket off.

2006-11-11 11:25:00 · answer #9 · answered by Tired Old Man 7 · 1 0

predictible but good

2006-11-11 18:10:17 · answer #10 · answered by Christina 4 · 0 0

you totally copied that from another question!
it's funny though.

2006-11-11 11:32:17 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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