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We know Moses had a Triumph because he came down the mountain in it,but what about JC?

2006-11-11 11:18:57 · 28 answers · asked by rosbif 6 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Why can't some people recognise a joke when they see one?

2006-11-11 11:29:37 · update #1

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Maybe a Plymouth, God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
Probably an Honda. Jesus' disciples left in one Accord.

2006-11-11 11:25:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Sweetie, there were no cars then. Cars started being in production during Henry Fords time, and that was a couple of centuries ago only.
But anyhow, that is a good question. How did he get around? I think he walked mostly, or rode on a donkey.
That must have been quite slow. There is nothing mentioned about camels, which would make a little more sense. Even horses? I dont know. As far as religious teachings go, there are no details, so my guess is that he walked. He was young too, so maybe he ran every now and then.

2006-11-11 11:23:06 · answer #2 · answered by QuiteNewHere 7 · 0 1

JC would've drove a Chevy Silverado because he was a carpenter and he would've had 2 Chevy Suburbans for the 12 disciples.

2006-11-11 11:21:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

His father drove a Plymouth. In Geniuses it is said that God drove Adam and Ev out of the garden of Eden in a Fury.

2006-11-11 11:29:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He actually drove a 12 seater handi-van that appeared out of nowhere in Nazareth and ran on water, causing many to remark that it was a miracle that it ran at all.

2006-11-11 11:33:23 · answer #5 · answered by Grist 6 · 0 0

A Hot rod!

Ministry http://www.lyricsfreak.com/m/ministry/jesus+built+my+hotrod_20093943.html

2006-11-11 11:21:18 · answer #6 · answered by Fitz 3 · 1 1

With silly questions like this, it's even harder to take seriously some of your other claims -- such as, for instance, that the Catholic Church is "one of the world's richest landowners."

Or was that just a joke too?

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2006-11-11 15:47:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A BREEZE because he had the Holy Spirit and the greek word for that is pnuma which literally means wind. : )

Or he coulda cruised around in a CHALLENGER because he challenged the teachers of the law in his day!

2006-11-11 11:36:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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2016-11-29 01:24:14 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

If I could have any car I wanted, it'd be a '67 Chevelle.

2006-11-11 11:22:59 · answer #10 · answered by TinyPuppyWuppy 3 · 0 0

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