Does anyone know how the dirty limrick goes." There once was a girl from Nantucket." I have only heard the first line on TV and am wondering if it really is a limrick and how does it end. Of course I do not expect anyone to cuss on here but if you could kinda write it out with blanks where cuss words go I would really apreaciate that.
2006-11-11 11:03:20 · 7 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
check out wikipedia (link below) for a qucik history lesson and answer to your question~!
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
2006-11-11 11:06:47 · answer #1 · answered by Johnny 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's usually a man from Nantucket and there are many variations of it. Here's mine:
"There once was a man from Nantucket
who often had sex with a bucket.
His c o c k was too wide for a p u s s y's inside,
and mouths were too small to suck it."
2006-11-11 11:37:44 · answer #2 · answered by marklemoore 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is actually an "man from Nantucket"
see this site for different versions, both clean and not so clean
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_once_was_a_man_from_Nantucket
2006-11-11 11:08:55 · answer #3 · answered by LD 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
There once was a man from nantucket, whose di*k was so long, he could suck it...
while wiping his chin, he said with a grin,
"if my ear were a cun* I could fu*k it."
2006-11-11 11:06:52 · answer #4 · answered by MrsD83 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
there are alot of versions of that.
2006-11-11 11:05:29 · answer #5 · answered by switchplate2003 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no sorry
2006-11-11 11:06:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry I dunno.
2006-11-11 11:08:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋