All illegal immigrants have agreed to leave uk. They have agreed to give up their houses and jobs and pay back all the money they have taken.( If carlsberg done jokes this wud be the best joke in the world)
2006-11-11 11:00:02 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-11-11 12:20:22 · answer #1 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The UK, Canada, and USA ought to throw them all back to where they came from or some place worse. A one way ticket to, let's see. Afganastan ought to do nicely, no matter where they came from.
If they have children who are citizens by birth, then fine, let childless people adopt them or let them go with their parents.
Sorry lot all the illegals, feel sorry for the kids. They didn't ask to be in this mess.
F ucking wankers they all are, and a good many worthless gits that do not want to blend in but bring their f'd up customs to us. B@llocks.
2006-11-15 16:28:06 · answer #2 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no wonder there is so much kindness in the world with answers like these i know that some of the immigrants are not genuine but take a little time to think of what some of these people have been through you have no idea have a little compassion and treat others the way you would like to be treated yourself we do not know when we may need to depend on the kindness or compassion of others even if they do not speak or look the same as us .......... consider everyone in the world as your neighbour rather than your enemy
2006-11-11 19:56:43 · answer #3 · answered by mum of 7 x 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think that this newsflash must have been the day after Adolf Eichmann was appointed Home Secretary.
2006-11-11 19:25:46 · answer #4 · answered by Clive 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Newflash. America has offered to take all the illegal immigrants that the UK can supply, and to give them automatic citizenship.
2006-11-11 19:02:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Who is Carlsberg?
2006-11-11 19:04:46 · answer #6 · answered by Charisma 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
:( was hoping that was real, i hate illegal immigrants! they contribute little to none!!!! and normal immigrants aren't always the hard working task-force the government portrays them as! we have lazy fu*king muslims on the benefit- making use of all our perks yet want a muslim state were women are treated like crap and freedom of speech is at a low!
2006-11-11 19:06:08 · answer #7 · answered by ciaran_m_o 2 · 3⤊ 3⤋
hmmm... the thought gone in2 that must have taken days..
2006-11-11 20:27:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wake me up when this beocmes a reality!!!!!
2006-11-11 19:05:38 · answer #9 · answered by stealthstu69 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i prefer heiniken myself
2006-11-11 19:01:41 · answer #10 · answered by Kit 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋