Two eskimos, a big one and a little one, go to their local Alaskan convent with a question. The big one nudges the little one and says, "Go ahead, knock on the door, knock on the door."
The Mother Superior answers the door. Again, the big eskimo nudges the little one and says, "Go ahead, ask her the question, ask her the question."
The little eskimo timidly says, "May we speak with the midget nun that lives here please?"
The Mother Superior answers, "There are no midget nuns living here."
The big eskimo starts nudging the little one again and says, "Go ahead, ask her the other question, ask her the other question."
The little eskimo asks in a quavering voice, "Well, are there any midget nuns in Alaska?"
The Mother Superior responds uncertainly, "Why no, I don't believe so."
With this the big eskimo falls down and rolls on the ground, clutching his belly as he laughs uncontrollably. "See", he says to the little eskimo, "I told you you screwed a penguin
2006-11-11 10:08:08 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, that joke takes the biscuit but did he get the wrapper off?
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2006-11-11 12:38:19 · answer #1 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah. Not bad but they do have to do their thing when they can. The average age of an Eskimo is only 39 years and a penguins is perhaps even less. So you've got to laugh, dont you!
2006-11-11 11:59:28 · answer #2 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought penguins lived near the SOUTH pole?
2006-11-11 10:11:58 · answer #3 · answered by SteveT 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe....lol i cant stop laughing i wonder how d little eskimo would hav felt...not so good i bet.....u wont blame him cos i guess he is just abt the size of the penguin
2006-11-11 10:13:32 · answer #4 · answered by jellyswiss 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very amusing - I did not see the punch line coming.
2006-11-11 10:18:24 · answer #5 · answered by Clive 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are so naughty!!!!
Now go sit in the corner, and think about what you just did!!!
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2006-11-11 10:11:09 · answer #6 · answered by mesmerized 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha thats really good that will be all around my uni on monday
2006-11-11 10:20:53 · answer #7 · answered by noodles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda funny
2006-11-11 10:10:45 · answer #8 · answered by trs_shortie9 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HILARIOUS!!! That's sooo funny!! I am laughing hard.
2006-11-11 10:15:42 · answer #9 · answered by lovelylady12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha! That's funny!!
2006-11-11 10:30:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋