Three women during the war - a German, a Jew and a Pole- all gave birth to seven pound baby boys at the same time. The nurses got the babies mixed up somehow and couldn't tell which baby belonged to which mother.
After an hour of mass confusion the father of the German baby decided he would settle the problem. He walked into the nursery and lined up the three in a row. He then clicked his heels, raised his arm in a salute and shouted, "Heil Hitler!"
The German baby snapped to attention, the Jewish baby sh*t it's pants and the polish baby played in it!
2006-11-11 09:44:51 · 16 answers · asked by skorpi_ru 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha!! i like it!! :~)
2006-11-11 09:49:14 · answer #1 · answered by Sinead G 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I gave you the thumbs up, 'cos I had to think about it a little!
2006-11-11 09:58:09 · answer #2 · answered by Musicol 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Totally rude!
2006-11-11 09:47:25 · answer #3 · answered by Ms. Switch 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Polish baby played in sh**? ~ I missed that one
2006-11-11 09:47:54 · answer #4 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I see that one swirling - down the toilet -- woah, I'm getting dizzy here!!
2006-11-11 09:53:39 · answer #5 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You should try telling a joke.
2006-11-11 09:47:40 · answer #6 · answered by fizzy_wolf 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats messed up
2006-11-11 09:56:34 · answer #7 · answered by brooklyn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha no hitler is not a good thing
2006-11-11 10:02:27 · answer #8 · answered by Sarah 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Tasteless
Which is why its going in my notebook.
2006-11-11 09:47:43 · answer #9 · answered by Chris O 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
dont give up the day job
lol
2006-11-11 09:46:26 · answer #10 · answered by pepzi_bandit 2 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha that's a good one
2006-11-11 09:48:43 · answer #11 · answered by Kaz 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋