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I am in hospital. I poisoned myself. I ate wot i thought was an onion but it turned out to be a daffodil bulb. Doctors say i should be out in spring

2006-11-11 09:39:22 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

21 answers

Cor you had me worried there Emma.

Will this go away or is it a perennial problem?

2006-11-11 09:43:03 · answer #1 · answered by mAdhAttEr 2 · 2 0

I'd check with the Dr. and make sure it will all come out, or you will then have a daffodil growing out you butt.

2006-11-11 17:43:43 · answer #2 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 0 0

is there another way so u wont be out on spring?
u should check with the doctor again
but anyways your thing sounds fake
but if it is real then check with your doctor

2006-11-11 17:52:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Not worthy of an rotflmao, rotfl, or lmao. Just an lol kind of joke.

2006-11-11 17:43:25 · answer #4 · answered by fliptastic 4 · 0 0

Why would you type that? there's no question whatsoever!That daffodil bulb must've done damage.

2006-11-11 17:42:28 · answer #5 · answered by CourtneyGM 2 · 0 1

Emma this sounds like an English joke!! Sorry but its corny.

2006-11-11 17:46:52 · answer #6 · answered by beyond paradise 4 · 0 2

Fantastic !! :-)
Just one to a bed?
I had a malignant tuber once and it's not funny.

2006-11-11 17:41:29 · answer #7 · answered by antony965314 3 · 0 0

That's funny dude.

2006-11-15 17:11:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Get your eyes checked out also while you're there.

2006-11-14 05:35:38 · answer #9 · answered by PROPHET 4 · 0 0

hope the sun shines for you

2006-11-11 18:07:07 · answer #10 · answered by RONALD w 1 · 0 0

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