2006-11-11 09:37:35 · 39 answers · asked by Jerome 2 in Health ➔ Mental Health
Pretend to be a prostitute and stand on a street corner, you'll soon be sorted out and you'll even get some money/crack for your troubles.
2006-11-11 09:52:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Sleep
2006-11-11 10:39:20 · answer #2 · answered by Gossip81 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
find a man who lives nearby
2006-11-11 09:39:48 · answer #3 · answered by cazmo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to invest in some sex toys.
The best one i've found to be really good is the Rabbit,it really hits the spot when you've got no-one to share the pleasure with.
2006-11-11 10:16:50 · answer #4 · answered by nicky dakiamadnat600bugmunchsqig 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whack off with a large object (squash, beer bottle, ect) and use lots of lube.
2006-11-11 09:58:35 · answer #5 · answered by pastor_fuzz_1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The same as you did last time-Have a sausage
sarnie with brown sauce.
2006-11-11 09:49:17 · answer #6 · answered by Butt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three simple items
Electric Toothbrush, snooker ball and a marrow
Enjoy!!
2006-11-11 09:39:38 · answer #7 · answered by Chris O 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take your bicycle out for a ride, the one with the 'nice' saddle!
2006-11-11 09:49:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear what a predicament glad I have not got your problems
2006-11-11 09:56:58 · answer #9 · answered by Kirks Folley 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sit on the spin dryer.
2006-11-11 09:41:51 · answer #10 · answered by little weed 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋