What is the most stupid thing you've done drunk?

Question

If so what did you do and what did you drink?

Answer 1

I managed to cheat on my girlfriend and go skinny dipping at 3.30 in the morning with three female friends.. She still doesn't know..

Answer 2

One night we were at Saratoga at the races. We all got drunk in that old Victorian hotel (I forget the name but I used to call it the "Funeral Home". Anyway, my girl friend was a Little thing and could not drink and none of us could carry her; so my husband went out and found a shopping cart and we got her in there and wheeled her to the cars singing all the way. You should understand that the Saratoga racing scene in August is tres' snob and what we did was totally silly and not cool.

Then there was the time my ex and I got drunk at the International Market in Honolulu - it was our last night in Hawaii. He got all the people in the bar to go out on the street and hire those pedi-cab rickshaw things and we made a convoy - so long and we all had this parade all around the streets -singing and laughing.

Good grief I have so many stories and most involve my ex and alcohol; he was a really funny fellow.

Answer 3

I would say the dumbest thing I did was being drunk on beer in a crowded bar and I got up on stage to sing kareoke and my fly was unzipped. Before my johnson started flapping in the breeze people started yelling at me to zip my fly. The whole place was rolling on the floor laughing at my dumb @ss.

Answer 4

Took some asprins and tried to get out of the hangover

Answer 5

i had to take a leak after drinking many beers. i went to pull out my d*ck[short] didn't get it out all the way and pizzed down my leg.

Answer 6

I drank a whole 5th of To-Kill-Ya by myself...had to work 10 hours the next day...NASTY.

Answer 7

i know somebody that fell to sleep in his car at the trafic light wit a gun in the car a gun he didnt have a licences to carry

Answer 8

drove the whip as fast as i could go

Answer 9

moonshine, yuck