2006-11-11 09:32:39 · 24 answers · asked by Kojak 2. 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"How do you hold you liquor"?..................The other one says"By the ears".
2006-11-11 09:39:49 · answer #1 · answered by Dava 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
would you like a drink from the furry cup?
2006-11-11 10:00:45 · answer #2 · answered by OhSimonsBinDrinkin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Do you want something?"
The other one says "you know what I lick...I mean like"
or
"Do you want a stiff one?"
"Only if it comes with spare batteries"
or
"Want something wet and warm?"
"Yes, but I will have a cup of tea when we get home"
or
"What do you think of those ti*s?"
"be nice, you have to call them male bouncers"
or
"Why do you call your fanny - the convent?"
"Men are not allowed inside"
2006-11-11 09:38:16 · answer #3 · answered by JAYFIRE 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
..to the bartender, i would like a screaming orgasm, since i havent had one in years!!!
2006-11-11 10:19:17 · answer #4 · answered by meshaangel2004 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...to the other, say! You've got the cleanest "thing" in town! How do you do it?? The other says: "I have a woman come in twice a week".
2006-11-11 09:35:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
pls go to this link and answer the survey?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=At8D3C9_v43dDP46gV2Ji3zzy6IX?qid=20061111135424AAKilr2
it's really worth it...dont be left out
=)
2006-11-11 09:40:05 · answer #6 · answered by tammy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OHHHH !! Ladies night !!! Free drinks !
2006-11-11 09:35:44 · answer #7 · answered by Steven H 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
OUCH you'd think one of us would have seen it.
2006-11-11 09:36:32 · answer #8 · answered by kevin_4508 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's alright. I can take a lickin'. lol
2006-11-11 09:35:16 · answer #9 · answered by Ndpndnt 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
"Ouch that hurt. Next time, let's duck."
2006-11-11 09:35:43 · answer #10 · answered by quatrapiller 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Let's leave...there is a guy walking in.....eeewwwww!!!
2006-11-11 09:35:00 · answer #11 · answered by MaryBeth 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋