2006-11-11 09:19:12 · 27 answers · asked by Kojak 2. 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
whos there?
boo.
boo who?
dont cry its only a joke.
knock knock?
whos there?
shirley.
shirley who?
surely you can open the door.
knock knock?
whos therre?
disease.
disease who?
disease pants fit you?
knock knock?
whos there?
snow.
snow who?
snowbody here but me.
knock knock?
whos there?
nunya.
nunya who?
nunya business.
knock knock?
whos there?
leena.
leena who?
leena littla closer& i'll tell you.
knock knock?
whos there?
sadie.
sadie who?
sadie magic words & i'll tell you.........
2006-11-11 09:36:21 · answer #1 · answered by Nemo <3 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hear you knocking but you can't come in!
2006-11-11 17:21:11 · answer #2 · answered by ruth4526 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Whos there?
2006-11-11 17:21:02 · answer #3 · answered by Lisa P 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ahh the sound of Pinocchio satisfying himself!!
2006-11-11 17:35:49 · answer #4 · answered by mAdhAttEr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who’s there?
Some.
Some who?
Some beatch telling you a stupid knock, knock joke!
2006-11-11 17:27:03 · answer #5 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Is there anybody there once for yes twice for no or avon calling your bell is knackered
2006-11-11 17:30:22 · answer #6 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hear you knocking, So Fc uk Off
2006-11-11 17:23:23 · answer #7 · answered by beer monster 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Who's there?
2006-11-11 17:20:40 · answer #8 · answered by fizzledust 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hey stop knocking on my head, i know it's hollow but it does hurt!!
2006-11-11 17:20:59 · answer #9 · answered by Kit 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
its the door bell repair man
2006-11-11 17:47:41 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋