A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat near him he whispered to her, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were by my side...You know what? "What dear?" she asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth. " I think you're bad luck. Get the hell away from me."
2006-11-11 08:48:43 · 15 answers · asked by Ndpndnt 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HILARIOUS HUN! I chuckled a bit... GREAT JOB!!! Lol. :) 10 on a 1-10 scale indeed!
2006-11-11 09:10:16 · answer #1 · answered by Khamani says R.I.P. Sean Taylor 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's funny as hell. Maybe she was bad luck if everything bad happened to him when she was by his side. He woke up when she was across the room.
2006-11-11 16:54:49 · answer #2 · answered by Ms. Lise 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a horrible woman to put that poor man through all of that
2006-11-11 17:24:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good but variations of this one ware being told fifty years ago
2006-11-11 17:27:02 · answer #4 · answered by houdini 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4 stars **** that was an awesome joke! keep em coming! LMAO!
2006-11-11 17:05:15 · answer #5 · answered by Creston M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah girl dats rite...some men dont care abt those who care abt dem....
2006-11-11 18:32:09 · answer #6 · answered by jellyswiss 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol
2006-11-11 17:17:23 · answer #7 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG THATS HILARIOUS
BUT SO MEAN
AND SAD
POOR WOMAN...
2006-11-11 17:14:28 · answer #8 · answered by tanjeriney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA!
wow, that is so evil
2006-11-11 16:52:15 · answer #9 · answered by ginkalula 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he he lol
good joke
2006-11-11 16:54:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋