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An old lady was very upset as her husband Albert had just passed
away.
She went to the undertakers to have one last look at her dearly
departed husband. The instant she saw him she started crying. One of the
undertakers strode up to provide comfort in this sombre moment
Through her tears she explained that she was upset because her dearest
Albert was wearing a black suit, and it was his dying wish to be buried in
a blue suit.

The undertaker apologized and explained that traditionally, they
always put the bodies in a black, but he'd see what he could arrange. The
next day she returned to the undertakers to have one last moment with
Albert before his funeral the following day. When the undertaker pulled
back the curtain, she managed to smile through her tears as Albert was
resplendent in a smart blue suit.

She said to the undertaker "Wonderful, wonderful, but where did you
get that beautiful blue suit?"

"Well, yesterday afternoon after you left, a man about your
husband's
size was brought in and he was wearing a blue suit. His wife
explained
that she was very upset as he had always wanted to be buried in a
black
suit," the undertaker replied.

The woman smiled at the undertaker.

He continued, "After that, it was simply a matter of swapping the
heads"

2006-11-11 08:35:01 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

25 answers

i heard it before but always makes me giigle and laugh i think these jokes are adorable....... after the wife heard the replie she burst into tears and said "you did a good job,looks just like him".

2006-11-11 08:41:03 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Sasha♥ 2 · 1 0

Undertakers, that's a dying trade.

2006-11-11 08:38:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The age old question Heads or Tails?

2006-11-11 08:39:05 · answer #3 · answered by JAYFIRE 4 · 0 0

Thats dead funny fella.

Its lucky they took the same collar size.

2006-11-11 09:46:27 · answer #4 · answered by mAdhAttEr 2 · 0 0

That was quite a surprise at the end. Funny.

2006-11-11 09:12:54 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

Mmmmmmmmmm thats an original one didn't see that coming


You got any more

2006-11-11 08:39:03 · answer #6 · answered by xXx Orange Breezer xXx 5 · 1 0

Yes i like it,good one

2006-11-11 09:06:41 · answer #7 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0 0

De undertaker is deadlier than the mail

2006-11-11 08:37:38 · answer #8 · answered by Espacer 3 · 0 1

Ouch.

2006-11-11 10:54:20 · answer #9 · answered by DAR 7 · 0 0

Awesome joke dude!!

2006-11-11 08:53:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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