A guy walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder and asks for a drink for himself and one for the newt.
The bartender supplies the drinks and asks, "What's the newt's name."
"Tiny."
"Why do you call him 'Tiny'?"
"Because he's my newt!"
2006-11-11 07:54:04 · 19 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
actually i just read this joke for the first time today. I guess it is very easy to get when you hear it
my newt= minute
so it is easy if you hear it
2006-11-11 08:10:05 · update #1
Took me a few seconds to get it but I got it. Good joke.
2006-11-11 08:04:09 · answer #1 · answered by Von Kempelen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good!
2006-11-11 17:21:36 · answer #2 · answered by Crystal A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-11-11 16:03:06 · answer #3 · answered by L.R.O. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was easy to understand, old joke too
2006-11-11 15:56:08 · answer #4 · answered by gizmo-570 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep taking the tablets.
2006-11-11 16:36:41 · answer #5 · answered by The Shadow 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Love it - got it straight away! keep 'em comin' xxx
2006-11-11 15:56:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do not know if it's the vody................but I PMLOF with this one and got it staight away!
2006-11-11 21:01:53 · answer #7 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hate to say it but i dont get it
2006-11-11 16:06:47 · answer #8 · answered by no longer caligirl. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooh, you're doin' me in!!!!
MY NEWT!!!!!!!
MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahaahah
I actually love that joke...
2006-11-11 15:56:05 · answer #9 · answered by ♫ ♥green heather butterfly♥ ♫ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats freakin funny...i love it! too cute!
2006-11-11 15:57:55 · answer #10 · answered by Lesley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋