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I once got very very drunk on pimms and fell asleep under a bush at the Hurlingham club - to be woken up in a heavesome state by my bosses wife......

2006-11-11 07:49:57 · answer #1 · answered by Miss Behavin 5 · 0 0

I was visiting some friends in California. I went to a party with my friends, Ruth and Tom.
I had a few beers and seemed to be hitting it off really good with one of the women there.
I didn't know that San Francisco has some of the best female impersonaters in the world.

P.S. Ruth and Tom thought the whole thing was hilarious.

2006-11-11 07:57:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I blacked out in a club. I have vague recollections of kissing a skanky woman, who was much older than me. I also have a vague recollection of being slapped across theface and watching her walk away and fall to her knees. Next, I remember saying goodbye to my friend. I know that that happened. I started to get a taxi home, but I blacked out again. This was about 1am. I regained control of myself at 6am, walking home from the club, from completely the wrong direction and I'd lost my glasses.

2006-11-11 11:04:22 · answer #3 · answered by ravengambitx 2 · 0 0

informed somebody who have been a bad patronising bit** for years precisely what i presumed-approximately her. Regretted it day after on the instant as i found out the individuals on the occasion in basic terms heard me telling her what i presumed-approximately her racist and stupid comments and theory i grew to become into being a bully. no person had heard what she'd only been saying to me approximately them. Now i are not getting invited to their bbq's and so on anymore and he or she does!!!

2016-10-21 22:16:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Climbed on top of my house and preached the gossple of salvation to the entire neiborhood. I actually DON'T regret doing it, but it was embarrasing.

2006-11-11 07:50:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

my buddy got a new house and we partied hard. I past out sometime in the middle of night i got up and needed to pee. the back door was close so i went out back. i came back in to awake in the morning to a man standing over me with a shotgun. as i started looking around i was in the middle of his daughters slumber party. i quickly explained, i came into the wrong house. we talked a while and he calmed down. now when i go to my buddies house we invite the father to come hang out.

2006-11-11 16:15:26 · answer #6 · answered by jesse james 5 · 0 0

I've only gotten tipsy after a few sips of Kahlua (I know, I suck), but after that, I ended up dancing down the street with my cousin and her friend singing "Hollaback Girl." And I hate that song.

2006-11-11 11:02:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Vomit on my boyfriend's father while he was in the shower! Everyone walked in and the scene could have been misinterpreted if it wasn't for the vomit. His mom ran me out of the house

2006-11-11 07:51:06 · answer #8 · answered by BabyPrincess REAL JAMAICAN QUEEN 3 · 0 0

Having explained Penis Envy to Mom's co-worker.

2006-11-11 07:49:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I was drunk and crank called my inlaws in the middle of the night, and called them alsorts of nasty names.

2006-11-11 08:58:31 · answer #10 · answered by jen 7 · 0 0

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