A newly married couple are honeymooning in India. As they're walking through a bazaar they see a sign that reads: "Magic sandals. Guaranteed to improve your sex life."
The couple walk into the shop and are greeted by the shopkeeper. "These magic sandals," he tells the wife, "will increase your husband's sex drive and make him an accomplished lover." The wife tells the shopkeeper that her husband wears a size 10, and that he'd like to try them on.
So the husband sits down, puts on the sandals and gets a gleam in his eye that his wife has never seen before. The husband rips his pants off, bends the shopkeeper over the counter and goes to town.
Frantically the shopkeeper screams, "The sandals! You've got them on the wrong feet!"
2006-11-11 07:37:56 · 9 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
lmao. Thanks for the laugh
2006-11-11 07:42:55 · answer #1 · answered by Baby Girl 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
10/10 funny.
2006-11-11 07:41:18 · answer #2 · answered by mistery person 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha, Ha. Took me a second, but I got it.
2006-11-11 07:41:22 · answer #3 · answered by Timber 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol that is pretty funny :)
2006-11-11 07:43:59 · answer #4 · answered by catrustie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a VERY good joke!
2006-11-11 07:39:31 · answer #5 · answered by Captain Moe 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nice!! and for my info.... the shop keeper is female?
2006-11-11 07:41:56 · answer #6 · answered by Jason Z 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny....
2006-11-11 07:47:16 · answer #7 · answered by fat_bottom_girls_rock 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-11-11 07:50:57 · answer #8 · answered by Princess 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! thanks again
2006-11-11 07:52:15 · answer #9 · answered by Youngling 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋