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My husband starts snoring around 90 seconds after "mating". The bloody dog, who sleeps in our room, starts snoring shortly after this.

Should I kill them both? Or just my husband?

(Just to make things clear, and avoid reports to the RSPCA, I am not sh*gging the dog.)

2006-11-11 06:50:41 · answer #1 · answered by mcfifi 6 · 1 0

no they usally do it after they have hatched a bunch of baby spiders,then they eat the male.but the snoring sounds like good reason lol

2006-11-11 06:38:42 · answer #2 · answered by ///\oo/\\\ 4 · 0 0

no, because the man always bugging the lady and he is "small" also to start with, so... no fun keeping him around

2006-11-11 06:38:11 · answer #3 · answered by Whatta 3 · 0 0

Ohhh...Ha ha..thats not nice you know.
I only snore a little bit...well....

2006-11-11 06:37:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i dont know what you have ben told but,the lady spider gives her life to her children.thay eat her. so he doesent kill or her..

2006-11-11 06:40:01 · answer #5 · answered by sosweetman 2 · 0 1

women also snore lady!

2006-11-11 06:37:22 · answer #6 · answered by cadaholic 7 · 1 0

dont be racist white widows do it too

stop joking about her just because her husband died

2006-11-11 06:38:52 · answer #7 · answered by ! 3 · 1 0

maybe he forgot to lick it before he stuck it; she's getting back at him for not giving her head by biting off his?

2006-11-11 06:43:41 · answer #8 · answered by swamijie1 2 · 0 0

HAHA
That was funny and made me laugh, thank you lol.
If only it was that simple in human life. (giggles under my breath)
3RQ2R.....that was funny too! You ppl crack me up!

2006-11-11 06:39:46 · answer #9 · answered by Amber 4 · 0 0

Probably.

2006-11-11 06:37:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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