Q. What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg?
A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
A. Humpme Dumpme
Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A. Frosted Flakes
Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A. Cause it said concentrate
do u have some more?
2006-11-11 06:31:55 · 20 answers · asked by what?! 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I got another one.......
A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!
2006-11-11 06:38:09 · update #1
No offense to blonde people 'cause I bet not all blondes are dumb, but I just thought these jokes were funny so I posted them, so once again no offense.... :)
2006-11-11 06:41:12 · update #2
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant
Q: What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg?
A: Nothing they have never met!
Q: Why do blondes like power steering?
A: More head room
Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A: Its not very bright, but its cheap and spread easy
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables!
Q:What do you call a blonde behind the steering wheel?
A: An airbag
Q:Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: Everyone gets a turn
Q:What do you call a zit on a blondes azz?
A: Brain tumor
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You get to park in the handicap zone
Q: What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair brown?
A: Artificial Intelligence
Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
A: "Are you sure its mine?"
haha that's all for now! Oh by the way, yours are great!
2006-11-11 06:46:06 · answer #1 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Who jumped off the building first the blonde or the brunette
give up
the brunette because the blonde had to stop and ask for directions
2006-11-11 06:35:47 · answer #2 · answered by Melody-Lynn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-11-11 06:44:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
What do you do when a blond throws a pin at you?
Run she still has the grenade. :>
2006-11-11 07:28:25 · answer #4 · answered by ashashbaby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. How can you tell if a blond has been using your word processor?
A. All the white out on the screen.
2006-11-11 06:41:44 · answer #5 · answered by gimpalomg 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you know how many blond jokes there are?
just one the rest are true
2006-11-11 07:07:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Blonde jokes will never get old. I love them!
2006-11-11 08:25:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
those were funny ,heres one...
Q-why did the blonde tiptoe by the medicene cabinet?
A-She didnt want to wake up the sleeping pills.
2006-11-11 06:38:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
how did the bl. freeze to death at the drive in ? waiting for closed for season to come on.
how do u get a bl. on the roof? tell her drinks are on the house
2006-11-11 06:46:22 · answer #9 · answered by karmakrazy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha ....nice funny ones !!! Lot of brain must have been drained before getting them !!!
2006-11-11 06:46:49 · answer #10 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋