a rich guy won $100,000,000,000 in the lottery and buried it in his back porch.next day he dug it up and it was gone. he saw footsteps leading from the hole to his neighbors house.then he remembered the guy was deaf so he called his boss across the street to come help him.
rich guy: tell him to hand over the money or ill shoot him.
theif neighbor: (speaking to boss in sign language) the money is buried under my tree in my backyard.
boss: umm.... he said he doesnt want to give u the money. he said hed rather die first.
2006-11-11 06:16:46 · 26 answers · asked by Tallie 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
not bad... i sorta liked it.
2006-11-11 06:19:42 · answer #1 · answered by filotofo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, so the boss is getting the money ay?
Good one.
Never get help in a situation like that. lol
2006-11-11 06:22:39 · answer #2 · answered by wallsuds 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wheres the funny part?
2006-11-11 06:31:00 · answer #3 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked it, the boss was gonna get him to kill his neighbor, he goes to jail and the boss gets all kinds of money
2006-11-11 06:21:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When does the funny part start?
2006-11-11 06:19:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this sounds familiar..
i have a feeling this was a scene that came from a film or a comedy... and it was funnier in action..
2006-11-11 07:27:39 · answer #6 · answered by Trey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As much as I hate putting down "LOL's" you deserve some
LOL! It's funny that you think it's funny. Only you can make this joke funny. HA! Good job dude.
But the story is pretty sad.
This isn't even a joke! WTF?! LOL.
2006-11-11 06:41:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a C degree
2006-11-11 06:21:24 · answer #8 · answered by kaboto 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i had to read it like six times before i got, and im still not sure if i get it
2006-11-11 06:31:45 · answer #9 · answered by Jared S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha all bosses are like that
2006-11-11 06:19:44 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it. Either you didn't finish typing it or it has noooooo point
2006-11-11 06:26:04 · answer #11 · answered by ☼shine☼ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋