A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave.
The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"
The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain
is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"
The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."
2006-11-11 05:52:04 · 26 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A BOnus joke:-
"Take a bunch of flowers home for your wife, sir," urged the street vendor.
"I haven't got a wife," replied the young man.
"Then buy a bunch for your sweetheart."
"I don't have a sweetheart, either."
"Well then, buy a couple of bunches to celebrate your luck."
2006-11-11 05:53:51 · update #1
great...i liked 'em!
2006-11-12 08:07:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Pd, both jokes are good...
Heres 1 for u: An Englishman and a Chinese are both in a graveyard, the tommy places a bunch of flowers on his relative's grave, then he sees the Chinese place a bowl of rice on the grave of his relative...Amused, the tommy asks: "So when will your relative come around to eat that rice"? The Chinese replies, " About the same time when yours comes to smell those flowers" !!
2006-11-11 23:41:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! That was hilarious! The first one, especially! I'm just cracking up laughing! Haaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaa! Keep em comin. And i like it! Nice n squeakie clean! I've never heard it before!
2006-11-11 06:43:24 · answer #3 · answered by taylor ! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love the 2 one
2006-11-11 06:08:41 · answer #4 · answered by iris 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
G'day purely uninteresting, thank you for telling us that comedian tale. i'm including it to my comedian tale repertoire notwithstanding i'll probable remodel it. 8 out of ten from the Australian decide. Regards
2016-10-03 12:56:13 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i had already posted the first joke yesterday night. everyone can check in my questions.
2006-11-11 16:30:32 · answer #6 · answered by anitha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
^_^ good job in joke posting
thanks for sharing
2006-11-12 15:25:30 · answer #7 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both were great. You have some of the best jokes on here. Thanks I really enjoy reading them.
2006-11-12 15:44:47 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're ONE of a KIND and ur my favorite...u always make me laugh..thank you
2006-11-13 00:02:32 · answer #9 · answered by hugme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-11-11 19:53:29 · answer #10 · answered by s.p. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA that's so funny...it made me die laughing!!!!! Good one!
2006-11-11 05:59:59 · answer #11 · answered by yepitsjessi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋