In Michael Jackson´s recent trial in California, it was revealed that he had been drinking Jesus Juice.
He got into a lot of trouble for having it in tin cans and feeding this holy sacrament to children.
As a Born Again Christian and health food fan, giving children a holy juice drink of our saviour does not seem to me a crime.
Why is it that the Government always persecutes Christians like Michael Jackson?
2006-11-11 05:31:57 · 13 answers · asked by Pastor Sauce 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The answer to this is very simple. The fact that those receiving this sacrament were under the legal drinking age was only part of his problem, the act of serving the holy beverage from a tin can violates any and every dictum of good taste.
Everyone knows that the only acceptable way to drink Jesus Juice is from a rose quartz goblet, carved by hand in the shape of a women's size 14 high heeled shoe, with two olives and a cocktail onion (skewered together on a sliver from one of the true crosses), and a beer chaser.
[It should be noted that, if slivers of the true cross are unavailable in your area (or perhaps out of season) the splintered shafts of the arrows that were shot into St. Sebastian can be used in substitution.]
2006-11-12 06:21:12 · answer #1 · answered by Murph 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jesus said, "Drink this fruit of the vine in rembrance of me. This is my blood that is shed for many for the remission of sins...".
Michael Jackson was giving alcohol to minors & called it Jesus Juice. That was actually disrespect of the Lord's Sacrifice.
Michael Jackson isn't a born again Christian yet. Jesus wants those who are redeemed by the blood of the Lamb to take Holy Communion (Holy Sacrament). It is written that when people take Holy Communion without considering the Body of Christ, they could get sick or die.
2006-11-11 05:47:36 · answer #2 · answered by t_a_m_i_l 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Michael Jackson was like jesus "Suffer the Little Children to Come Unto Me. And they brought young children to Him, that He should touch them" - mark a book from the bible jacko sure did touch a lot of kids as did christ lol
2016-05-22 05:27:53 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do you mean by Jesus juice, are you referring to ordinary red wine,if so what has this to do with the Lord as I haven`t heard that He has returned and is making His own wine somewhere.
then perhaps you are referring to the Holy Blood of Jesus that is part of Holy communion in the Catholic church, if so as Michael is not Catholic I fail to see how he came into possession of this holy sacrament. the only conclusion therefore is that this is a load of rubbish.
2006-11-11 05:46:52 · answer #4 · answered by Sentinel 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Haha, for the previous posters:
Jesus Juice is wine that Jackson poured into soda cans that he gave to the kids. He told them it was Jesus Juice.
Jackson is a pretty disturbed and sexually deviant freak.
2006-11-11 05:45:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Micheal Jackson is not a Christian ,hes a jehovah witness and a lot of other religions mixed in as well ,If you were truly born again as you say then you would reconize the truth are your under some very wrong teaching ,Read the Word of God for yourself and find a church that is Bible based and grounded in scripture
2006-11-11 05:41:42 · answer #6 · answered by Terry S 5 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Who said it worked for Jesus??????
And sorry Michael is not a Christian..
2006-11-11 11:47:29 · answer #7 · answered by Jessica 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was just another absurd thing that those gold diggers made up to try and get Michael's money!!
♥♥We Love You Michael!!!!♥♥
2006-11-11 11:12:31 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My only questions are;
What the hell is "Jesus Juice"?
Where in the Bible does it say Jesus drank it?
2006-11-11 05:38:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Simple answer for an ignorant whacko... it is illegal for those under the age of 21 to consume alcholic beverages.
2006-11-11 05:46:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋