2006-11-11 04:57:26 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
that is funny hope you like mine...if not i will delete it deal...?
farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused.
A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting
drunk?"
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So what happened that's so horrible?
Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket.
Man: Ok, but that's not so bad.
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So what happened then?
Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.
Man: and then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.
Man: Again?
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do then?
Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.
Man: and then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.
Man: Hmmm...
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do?
Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in.....
2006-11-11 05:03:21 · answer #1 · answered by Tabor 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yes.. anyone, even Ginger, can snap under a lot o f pressure..
should'nt u be there for Ginger now?? maybe take her out in the evenings for walks, and some talks..
ensure, the pressure does not make her suffer..
feed her, with love, and cookies, and hugs..
2006-11-11 05:03:10 · answer #2 · answered by anamika 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ginger snap lol thats funny but yes probably
2006-11-11 05:00:24 · answer #3 · answered by Nightchild 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, Sugar, it is your good fortune that you posted this question. Stress can definitely chip away at a girl and take quite a toll on her mental health. Why don't you suggest that Ginger nestle up with good book? I recommend "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie."
I'm not trying to make fun of your girl, really I'm not....hehe, snicker-doodle.
2006-11-11 10:14:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anne Teak 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
True story: a good friend of mine is a female impersonator/performer..... He gets all dressed up and then mimes the songs on stage. His stage name? 'Miss Ginger Snapped!'
2016-05-22 05:25:41 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She will just take her to dinner and that her in joy it and yes and Ginger will snap
2006-11-11 05:03:00 · answer #6 · answered by Doaa A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes. but the good news is that Ginger Snap is good for nausea.
2006-11-11 05:00:23 · answer #7 · answered by Dovahkiin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, yes, Ginger will snap...
2006-11-11 05:00:33 · answer #8 · answered by i ♥þîÑk☆ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ginger snaps are pretty good id say.Let er rip
2006-11-11 05:00:27 · answer #9 · answered by Billy T 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yummy...Ginger Snapz lol
2006-11-11 05:00:22 · answer #10 · answered by Xx Spookz xX 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋