Ah, I was actually there to hear the following on the train in the subway, in NYC, and wondered if Christians actually agreed with the second man (who was obviously joking):
Woman: Praise Jesus! Jesus will save your soul! When the world ends, your money won't save you, but, Jesus and his love for you will!
Man in Suit 1: Do you think it'd be wrong if we shoved her out of the train when the doors open?
Man in Suit 2: No. Jesus will save her.
2006-11-11 03:58:48 · 33 answers · asked by Lady Myrkr 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
(Speaking as an atheist) Thanks for the laugh. I needed that.
2006-11-11 04:01:53 · answer #1 · answered by I Am Legend 5 · 6⤊ 7⤋
The woman whose soul we have to think was saved by Jesus didn't get shoved off the train did she? So maybe Jesus did save her life by dealing with the man's heart not to throw her off the train, so he just made a bad joke instead.
One thing for sure, we will all be at the judgment.Will you be saved or lost?
2006-11-11 04:09:57 · answer #2 · answered by G3 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-21 21:59:09 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shoving her out of the doors when they open would just put her on the platform waiting for the next train.
But it is still a good joke.
2006-11-11 06:34:27 · answer #4 · answered by Barabas 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That is pathetic, if it was her time jesus would take her to heaven, i dont know about 'save' but save her soul yes, and they obviously didnt or it would have been all over the news
2006-11-11 04:40:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Firstly, this "joke" is years old. Where's your question? Need another sick-bucket by my side, while reading some of the "Hilarious ! Funniest thing I ever saw ! Great posting ! replies. It makes me cringe to see so many pathetic hangers-on. You're not funny, maybe simple, but definitely not funny in using a very ancient joke.......PS..You're so desperate for laughs, you're even answering questions and putting a link at the end, inviting people to come and see this pathetic posting of yours ! Sheesh ! You really do need friends, don't you?
2006-11-11 04:32:22 · answer #6 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Lol .. too funny! Otherwise, "Yes", Christians would believe the second man, because this woman was 'doing the will of god'. Which in this case, seems to be annoying fellow passangers on the subway.
2006-11-11 04:03:30 · answer #7 · answered by Yngona D 4 · 6⤊ 2⤋
Great post..... things we all think in our inside voices when the bible thumpers get going. Doesn't matter what your religion..... those who are weak and blinded and actually don't understand what they are talking about say reborn christians..... good fun. Many times in a bar, reborn guy gets going, I pull out history and knowledge of rome, sects and such..... they crumble and walk away.
2006-11-11 04:10:52 · answer #8 · answered by jackson 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Kinda funny. It DOES get annoying when people wear their faith like a badge in public. Dint Jesus say do your good works in secret?
2006-11-11 04:11:36 · answer #9 · answered by Snake 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Jesus could not save himself. Or did he????
2006-11-11 06:03:15 · answer #10 · answered by eidunotno 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Are you a Christian?
I can't see any joke here .
May be the men are drunk .
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2006-11-11 04:21:03 · answer #11 · answered by Mummy is not at home 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋