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Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they both wanted to go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast. They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend any time that they could together.

As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never be home, and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return the letters. Even when he e-mailed her, she took days to return his messages.

Finally, she confessed to him she wanted to date around. He didn't want to do this and increased his calls, letters, and e-mails trying to win back her love. After a while she became annoyed, and because she now had a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back.

So, what she did is this: She took a polaroid picture of her, sucking her new boyfriend's penis, while almost naked and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone."

Well, needless to say this guy was heartbroken, but even more so, he was pissed. So, what he did next was awesome.

He wrote on the back of the photo the following, "Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time in college, please send more money!" and mailed the picture to her parents.

2006-11-11 03:55:05 · 13 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

omg that was freggin great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i freggin loved it!

2006-11-11 05:42:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

yup. that is in holding with a real tale. it befell like 88 years in the past. and that is not a sketch. those clown fish are genuine actors and that is honestly the reason it took 88 years to make the movie. looking actual fish who can communicate and act is rather problematical. highly one which will very last the completed filming era. oh yeah and the easter bunny is genuine too. so is santa claus.

2016-11-29 00:57:14 · answer #2 · answered by cutburth 3 · 0 0

Awesome! I'm giving you a thumbs up!

2006-11-11 05:25:42 · answer #3 · answered by mistery person 3 · 0 0

Is this really true OMG

2006-11-11 05:57:31 · answer #4 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0 0

Total revenge,Is that what you call suck it and see.

2006-11-11 04:13:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ROFLMAO

Now thats funny

2006-11-11 04:06:58 · answer #6 · answered by pokerpro152 2 · 0 0

oops!!!!! hehehehheehheheehehehehehehe and this is a true story? awesome!!! omg, lmao

2006-11-11 03:59:26 · answer #7 · answered by virgodoll 4 · 1 0

Good one!

2006-11-11 04:50:09 · answer #8 · answered by Keepingmycool 5 · 0 0

OUCH!! Now that's revenge!

2006-11-11 03:59:24 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 1 0

thats great i wish i would have been that guy

2006-11-11 04:03:53 · answer #10 · answered by benjamin b 2 · 0 0

OH, that SUCKS!!!!! Ha ha, she should have been nicer about it.

2006-11-11 04:01:25 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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