Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But he wanted to impress his wife, so he took her out for an anniversary dinner and watched the couples around them, following their leads.
He observed the couple next to him. The man lifted a sugar shaker towards his wife’s cup and said, "Sugar, sugar?" Joe thought this was great and continued to listen around the dining room.
Another table over Joe observed the following. A man spooned out some honey out of a bowl for his wife and asked, "Honey, honey?" Again Joe thought this was good stuff.
Finally, he cut off a piece of his meat, stared longingly into his young wife’s eyes and said, "Ham, pig
2006-11-11 03:43:35 · 23 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG .............how dumb lol
but endearing
LOL....................Thanks for sharing
Enjoy your weekend.
2006-11-11 07:19:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite funny ,but a little bit corny.
2006-11-11 03:49:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, Nice.
2006-11-11 03:47:17 · answer #3 · answered by [we're all mad here] 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2006-11-11 11:00:45 · answer #4 · answered by DAR 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It doesn't look like you wrote it.
If you did, I would of arranged the words differently.
"Ham, pig," didn't get much more of an affect out of me.
2006-11-11 03:55:26 · answer #5 · answered by Bee 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats funny
2006-11-11 05:11:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny.
2006-11-11 03:46:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
seriously sheltered individual LOL
2006-11-11 03:52:55 · answer #8 · answered by a_chickaboom02 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i luv it and all ur otha q's they r all funny keep up w/ the great jokes
2006-11-11 04:36:59 · answer #9 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! He'd be lucky if he didn't get slapped for that one.
2006-11-11 04:01:12 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahah
oh ill jst say lol
2006-11-11 05:39:55 · answer #11 · answered by Tallie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋