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Jehovahs witness
if they tresspass on your property.......or just ring your bell when watching your favourite show on tv.

2006-11-11 02:42:31 · 30 answers · asked by DogmaDeleted 5 in Politics & Government Law Enforcement & Police

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It's sad when someone who pretends to respect the bible actually insults or even advocates attacking a peaceful preacher. Sad but completely expected.

(2 Timothy 4:3-5) For there will be a period of time when they will not put up with the healthful teaching... You, though, keep your senses in all things, suffer evil, do the work of an evangelizer, fully accomplish your ministry.


Incidentally, the typical Jehovah's Witness knocks at hundreds of doors each year. He has already experienced degrading behavior from householders, some of whom: stand there naked, mimic Satanists, proposition lewd acts, brandish weapons, sic dogs, scream profanities, accuse crimes, and call Witnesses anti-American (inside the USA) or pro-American (outside the USA).

Fascists have called Witnesses "communists". Communists have called Witnesses "fascists".

Haven't you ever heard of 'hedging your bets'? Simple risk vs. reward analysis should make anyone very reluctant to abuse these ministers.

(Acts 5:38,39) I say to you, Do not meddle with these men, but let them alone; (because, if this scheme or this work is from men, it will be overthrown; but if it is from God, you will not be able to overthrow them;) otherwise, you may perhaps be found fighters actually against God.”

Jehovah's Witnesses are going to knock on your door unless you specifically and unequivocally tell them that you do not want them knocking, or if they fear for their own safety. Nothing else will really deter them, so you would be going to a lot of effort to accomplish nothing but pleasing Satan.


Really, if someone goes out of their way to disregard Christian preachers and preaching, what is he saying about himself?

(Luke 10:1-17) After these things the Lord designated seventy others and sent them forth by twos... “He that listens to you listens to me too. And he that disregards you disregards me too. Moreover, he that disregards me disregards also him that sent me forth.”


Learn more:
http://watchtower.org/library/jt/index.htm
http://watchtower.org/library/jt/article_04.htm

2006-11-14 09:47:08 · answer #1 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 0 0

You didn't say where you lived, but I'm pretty sure it's not legal to shoot a Jehovah's witness. That is unless you can bait them inside the house and convince them to pick up a gun that might be just laying about. (YES, I'm just kidding!)

I put a "No Solicitors" sticker on my front door, and when they come around I open the door and wait for their spiel. When they hand me a tract, I casually mention that they cannot possibly know what's written there.

They always look confused and say something about how they've read it.

I say, no I don't believe you know what it says. They always say "why not"? Then you point out the sign and say "You're obviously illiterate" and close the door.

I haven't seen one in three or four years, though I do see them walking down my street.

PS: I love "spirit of the radio"s answer!

2006-11-11 02:58:03 · answer #2 · answered by DetroitBrat 3 · 2 1

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2016-11-23 15:34:34 · answer #3 · answered by fahner 4 · 0 0

If u want to got to jail.

Had a bad experience with a Jehovah's Witness?

2006-11-11 02:46:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Well that thought had crossed my mind of several occasions, especially when I have had to get up and answer the door in my PJ's, after working though a night shift!!! I could not repeat what I told them, but I doubt if they will be calling again!

2006-11-11 07:54:23 · answer #5 · answered by SUPER-GLITCH 6 · 0 1

NO, but you can still yell at them. It has also been my experience that big dogs are a very good deterrent. If all else fails, just be cleaning your handgun when they come to the door. Make sure you use a redneck accent with the gun in you hand, and they will never be back.

2006-11-11 02:56:43 · answer #6 · answered by MAD MEL 4 · 0 2

I think that you can put them off by hiding in the bushes, then as one walks up your garden path, you can get them in the neck with a cross-bow.

2006-11-12 02:05:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

If you live in texas. Anyway funny story, Johavas witness knocked on my door and I told them i couldn't talk I was using my weegee board to pray to the devil. They were so shocked.

2006-11-11 03:56:11 · answer #8 · answered by jwurm99 3 · 0 2

Just tell them that if some dozy bird had only kept her legs shut we wouldnt be in the mess we are in now.They wont be back.

2006-11-11 04:54:58 · answer #9 · answered by greyfoxx 3 · 0 2

no but telling them you are a double glazing or insurance salesman gets rid of the varmints

2006-11-13 08:47:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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