whats the best way to get rid of a Jehovah's witness??

Question

they call at my house all the time and piss me off.

the questions in the watchtower are very good but the Spin on the answers makes my head hurt....

ALL advice welcome...what would Jesus do?

platobeen I asked "what would JESUS do" not god you maroon...

Answer 1

the only reason J.W's knock on doors is not for your benefit at all but for theirs because they are given a little book called a field book and they have to get enough points every month that they show to the over seer at the kingdom hall. but they love it when you slam the door and spit at them as they get extra points . but getting to your question if you know your bible well you can run rings around them. My husband who all though not religious knows the bible well gives them a run for their money on the door step hopefully in the cold and rain and so far they haven't been back!!!!!!!!!! so good luck

Answer 2

Perhaps if you became a Jehovahs Witness and allowed yourself to learn about Jehovah and the grand future he holds out for them, you wouldn't what did you say? GET PISSED OFF! Jesus would be the ONE going from door to door preaching about the good news concerning his father, Jehovah and he'd explain why he came to earth to be a perfect human sacrifice for our sins inherited from Adam and Eve. Without proper study and accurate answers the publications will continue to be confusing to you or anyone else who chooses to turn a deaf ear and blind eye to Jehovah's Witness's when they call at your door. They want all to receive Jehovah's blessings and everlasting life in the New Coming World ruled over by Jesus Christ along side his father our Only true God, Jehovah.

Answer 3

Jesus would use the Sword of the Spirit, God's word like He did when Satan came tempting Him.

First ask them if Jesus is really the arch-angel Michael or not, then when they say "Yes!" read this passage to them from the Bible and tell them they have to go!

2 John 1:7 For many deceivers have gone out into the world, those who do not confess the coming of Jesus Christ in the flesh. Such a one is the deceiver and the antichrist. 8 Watch yourselves, so that you may not lose what we have worked for, but may win a full reward. 9 Everyone who goes on ahead and does not abide in the teaching of Christ, does not have God. Whoever abides in the teaching has both the Father and the Son. 10 If anyone comes to you and does not bring this teaching, do not receive him into your house or give him any greeting, 11 for whoever greets him takes part in his wicked works.

Hebrews 1:5 For to which of the angels did God ever say, "You are my Son, today I have begotten you"? Or again, "I will be to him a father, and he shall be to me a son"? 6 And again, when he brings the firstborn into the world, he says, "Let all God's angels worship him." 7 Of the angels he says, "He makes his angels winds, and his ministers a flame of fire." 8 But of the Son he says, "Your throne, O God, is forever and ever, the scepter of uprightness is the scepter of your kingdom.

Answer 4

What would Jesus do? He'd take the lead in going door to door with us and set you people straight if possible. How soon you seem to forget the Scriptures, careful in what you do, if this work is from men, it will be broken, but, if this work is from God, you may actually find yourself fighting against God. Many have tried to no avail, we continue to grow despite persecution and adversity while your religions are waivering.

Answer 5

We don't get bothered by them at all any more. We have a "Give Blood" car sticker in the window next to the front door- they don't believe in it so we've not had any call since we put it there, despite seeing them walking up and down the road to other houses.

Answer 6

I do not know if this guy really did this or not, but one guy claimed to answer the door naked and his wife was walking around the house naked, and they never came back.

They always leave my house when I tell them I used to be one of them back in 1975 when they were predicting the end of the world and when it did not end I left. this gets rid of them very quick. I was not a full fledged member, but was studying with them and was almost ready to become one when I left.

Answer 7

I begin to explain to them why I believe in the Holy Trinity: the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, all of Whom are God. They never let me get very far: they hastily flee down the path.

Answer 8

Show them a pentcle. Thats what my Wiccan friend does.

For me, if im not busy anybody can tell me about their faith all they want. I'll listen but I wont neccesairy fall for their sales tactics.

Why do you not believe Jesus they ask? Ah, if i told you, perhaps you'd find the Tao. Sadly, the Tao is beyond words. That is why laughter was invented

Answer 9

Try to be polite, they're only doing what they think is right for them, although they do over encourage others to do the same! Just say can you please not call at my house anymore because as much as I sympathise with your love of your religion I do not want to become a Jehovah's witness? Or something like that, then it doesn't seem rude.

Answer 10

say i will join ur cult or woteva if u do a lil funny dance, film them dancin and then shut the door. then put the film on the internet for us all to see. if this doesnt work, answer the door every time they come around with an apron on covered with flour, and get into a conversation then look at ur watch and say "NOOOOO! MY COOKIES!!", slam the door and run off