Well here we are again saturday night nearly upon us and i've gotta go through the same old rigmarole again, me and the fat wife getting ready to go out and she has the audacity to ask me "how do i look" lovely my darling i always say but she's standing in front of the mirror surely she can see what a lard **** she really is......size 22 tripple chin and 4 bellys "does my bum look big in this" the fat pig always ask's me, no not at all my love i answer, (it,s f ucking huge) any ideas how i could be more assertive and tell her how disgusting she really looks and how embarrased i feel being in a restaurant with IT?????????
2006-11-11 02:19:54 · 27 answers · asked by qcumber man 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
yeh wondering you aint kidding mate, she has some old dresses, it'll be a tent for you and 7 of your friends, straight up the fat pig makes me wanna vomit>
2006-11-11 02:49:56 · update #1
Tell her your changing religion then dress her up in full Muslim dress just showing her eyes then grow a beard and no one will recognise you otherwise do what i do and leave her indoors and go out with the lads.
2006-11-11 03:03:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey man you may be able to help me out.Me and some friends are going camping in a couple of weeks.Do you think your wife has a few old dresses around that she don't wear anymore cause we need a couple of tents that will sleep 4 people.HAHAHAHAHA.
2006-11-11 02:42:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
come on man; help her loose some weight so she will look lovely to you; don't be that negative; and the end both of you complete the other; if she is not looking good; so you will ; so let her wear something you find nice; and meanwhile, help her to do some activities and loose weight; and by the way; its not the looks that are important but the spirit is:)
2006-11-11 02:29:12 · answer #3 · answered by zinaa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, I have no idea as to answer this question. I would say be straight-forward, or, instead of risking a total slap, you can hint on it by pointing out some, err... woman similar to her size, or point out small woman and say that you wish she was that size, and hope for the best. Every woman reacts differently.
2006-11-11 02:25:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
not unless you want to mop the floors with her tears or god forbid you gather the courage to embark on such a conversation at the wrong time she'll be mopping the floor with you.
my advice
enroll her in one of those weight loss programs and just tell her it was wichever one of her friends you don't like that did it.
2006-11-11 02:39:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her the truth in the nice possible way, and if you really hate her then ask for an divorce
2006-11-11 02:32:18 · answer #6 · answered by taxi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This question gave me the biggest laugh since I have been on this website. But I really do hope you are joking if you are not poor girl.
2006-11-11 02:27:54 · answer #7 · answered by Kirks Folley 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It can be tricky putting all that more politely. How about suggesting the cafe down at the gym, this Saturday?
2006-11-11 02:27:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you love her then her size wouldnt bother you like that. She knows she is big and she is just looking for an assurance that you still find her attractive.
2006-11-11 02:25:17 · answer #9 · answered by travelguruette 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHY DID U MARRY HER??? lol, its funny...i can see you have some issues but i think you should be straight with her and tell her to go on a strict diet. Also tell her how you feel, i know she will be hurt but you have to get it out of your system!!!
2006-11-11 02:26:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋