Last night whilst having a drink with me buddy he told me he has'nt had sex with the wife for 3 months,he's 53 and reckons he could be going through the male menopause "i've just lost the urge" he told me, well i'm quite a bit younger than him and still very rampant. He gets a bit worried she may go elsewhere for it "she's only 35 and still needs it" he said, well the 3 of us are going out for a drink tonight and when he goes to the toilet i'm gonna whisper to her what i know and tell her i'm ready to service her if he cant manage it anymore................. well what i need to know is surely he'ed rather it was me giving her one than some stranger he dont even know who could also have an S T D. wouldnt he???????????
2006-11-11 01:25:59 · 13 answers · asked by qcumber man 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
u are the kindest fella ive ever met.....i think he,d be well pleased with your offer... so much so i bet he,d even hold the camcorder 4u.send me a copy when your done+if your any good i have a little servicing needs myself
2006-11-11 01:32:30 · answer #1 · answered by Nellynoo 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I hope this is a joke.
What kind of friend would screw his "buddy"'s wife behind his back?!
He most certainly would not want you to have an affair with his wife. Iif he's worried his wife is going to stray, he's worried that she'll go off with anyone! Not just some creep with an STI!
He'll feel betrayed if he finds out what you're planning on telling her. And even if you do tell her, I'll be surprised if she isn't disgusted by her husband's "friend" offering to "service" her.
2006-11-11 09:36:39 · answer #2 · answered by Alax 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh that is so funny, I don't believe a word of it but you obviously have a sense of humour. Personally I think he might mind a little bit!
2006-11-11 09:30:18 · answer #3 · answered by Katie G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you sound more like her mate than his - cant you just give him men tablets for those urges? it might be better and you could stay mates with both fo them maybe???
2006-11-11 09:38:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I'm just glad you're not my friend. What if she takes offence and tells her husband; you could lose his friendship.
2006-11-11 09:32:49 · answer #5 · answered by F 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Her husband already gave her an STD....YOU... A Sexually Transmitted Dumb#%&
2006-11-11 13:54:18 · answer #6 · answered by ஐAldaஐ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Errrr no, I don't think so, he would rather it was him, and no one else at all. Keep your dirty thoughts to yourself and keep off his wife
2006-11-11 09:31:41 · answer #7 · answered by hotbabes_tracey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, this is a joke right!!!if your not you need to go to church sunday!!!you need jesus to think that your best friend going to let you f*ck his wife.......you crazy *ss h*ll !!!
2006-11-11 09:40:17 · answer #8 · answered by tina 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'v got more firends like you what do i do
a lesson learned in life
be yourself by yourself....
2006-11-11 09:40:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
as my English teacher used to say....
"There aint no such word as aint
2006-11-11 09:37:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋